this is why i married him

ZoSo38tLb: u seem pretty angry...and i stubbled on this on the internet.. Auto response from snappleapple205: >:o ZoSo38tLb: 1. At least 2 people in this world LOVE you so much they would DiE for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A SMiLE from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. You are special&unique. 9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you. 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you BELiEVE in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it. 13. Always remember the compliments you received. FORGET about the rude remarks. 14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. ZoSo38tLb: haha..its really cheesey snappleapple205: stubbled on it huh? Lb: yes...i looked it up on google cause i was about to commit suicide 205: lmao 205: did it help? Lb: yeah..actually 205: how did you plan to kill yourself 205: death by mini-bar? Lb: well...my parents arent home 205: stay on the line 205: you have a lot to live for 205: everyone loves you Lb: haha 205: just dont hang up 205: suicide hotline, please hold 205: :-X Lb: so i was gonna get some booze in me and then take a bath with a toaster : i failed with the wrists so many times 205: lmao 205: DOWN THE HIGHWAY 205: COME ON 205: its not that hard ZoSo38tLb: its hard keepin a straight line when u got a buzz and that friends is why Joe is the funniest kid i know
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that's got to be one of the funniest things i've ever read.
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