Drunkard ramblings #1

please someone help me, im dying here.... omg i like emo. OMFG!!! urgh well im like a shit load of rum and 4 beers deep so fuck it i dont care. isnt it funny how your sooo out going when your pisched lol, its like "yeah you got a fine ass honey back that shit up on here" when if u were sober ud be like umm, i like you, ROFL omg chris giles is going to be maybe in this band called "Still Born" they're a fuckin class band and i know them all o/ W00T fookin quality son, so if he fucks up when playing for them ill nut him :D k now hes going on about minor scales and shit and i have no clue wtf hes on about but thats the beer talking lolol, its ok, there is no sugar :D ooo its here again.. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME BLAH BLAH BLAH :D ok so i aint crashing at chews tomorrow, that is teh sux coz the night was cool but i think i mighta started freakin out like a smack head coming clean like cold sweats and ramblings of I NEED VIES which woulda been funny if recorded, ah well oh yeah i have a son called "Horhey" :O bombshell, ah well im joking coz thats from meet the fuckers heh imma call my son gay lord, thats if i marry someone strange, actually no i dont wanna marry one of those weird hippies, the ones that are like, "wow man that picture is really cool the texturesreally describe modern society" id be like " yeah it was £10 from some place its prolly printed off a computer u tit fuck off" OMG OMG OMG CHAVS i saw them tonight as i was getting beer, they're like meeehh dis be my second can and im MASSSSSCCHCHHHHEEDDD, fuck me man u did 2 cans ur well ard man fuckin ell dis be da chav god ¬!!!!! WITHOUT YOU!! i wanna down some truth cyrome tbh (SP) SEE what truth comes out lol i dunno what the truth is anymore and what a lie is, i mean i kn0ow when someone is lying to me but i dunno when im lying to me, BRB NEED A PISCH reet-o yeah so umm yeah i decided im not gonna waste any timr on typos so u can see how good i am at typing :D anyways hi chew :D u gonna be reading this first i guess, then some more ppl can read it and be like onmg your sooo cooll, yet u listen to emo coz ur english and ur a hooligan and u fight ppl bcoz your english and your 2 years behind us americans and omg u downloadf the o.c. and omg u suck balls coz u watched the rugby at like 5am well fuck you :) sideways with a brush please :D yeah its kinda beer talk so im not thinking ewt i guess im looking forward to tomorrow night, see who's out etc etc see if i can stop another fight yes BELL YOU OWE ME A BEER I STOPPED U FROM GETTING INTO 2 FIGHTS U COCK... w0000tttttt and yes i know im strange hmmm anyways muah im off cba typing :d luv yas
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8 words. Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off.