im back this danki shit hole

so yeah came home today @ 12 noon, had an ace time in ireland and i've sortted my life out. spoke to my family over there and shit and they've helped me out alot, now i have GOALS!! AND AIMS IN LIFE!! lol they consist of: 1. get a job 2. learn to drive 3. get savin up soem dollar 4. kiss goodbye to this shit hole, and move away 5. get a job in ireland doin somethin or other so i can keep me over there (lol) so yeah all's good, gratz to all who aced their GCSE's, i recommend doin training 2000, u get a job, quals and dollar!! ireland was ace: 1. nicer people 2. nicer towns 3. fitter girls 4. better night out 5. no music divides, moshers, goths, skaters, townies, R n B, rap, hardcore, the lot everyt fucker hangin out together, no fights no violence... i was wasted in this nightclub called Oscar's and i was bumpin into people or knockin them etc and they were sayin sorry to me :O i was like "shit man im real sorry" and they're like "oh sorry sorry didnt mean to do that, oh its ok man u ok?" blah blah etc etc and u get talkin to them etc. people buy u beer and u barely know them, they're real friendly, u can dress how u want, be who u want and people only care about you as a person its fuckin paradise (for me anyways) u dont get drunkard wankers comin outta clubs being pricks and kickin off omg its like heaven there. plus i luv it coz i been goin over there since i was like a baby and have always wanted to live there, now my dreams can become a reality. my 3rd or 4th cousin?? some distant relation called Iona, anyways she is same age as me (fit as fook lol) and she had a baby, and he's well cute never cries, always real quiet etc perfect baby, everyone over there is grand (irish sayin lol) went to see my great grandparents grave (they ended up getting buried together) that was sad, saw this guy, william moran, his grave aswell, that was real bad aswell, when i was little he built me a swing and shit and real nice to me, such a shame the nice people always die. pulled a few times, even got in with this guy called Connor (mate of my Iona) he's Bi, well Iona says he gay but he was kissin Iona and this other lass we were out with called becky, so, i dunno lol, got talkin to a few birds etc, was at the bar and the bartender wasnt servin this girl (didnt notice her type thing), anyways she was talkin to me like ffs i cant get served the fucker keeps ignoring me, anyways i was like for like 10 seconds b4 i got served (he served me after this dude) so i was like so what u drinkin blah blah, got her a drink etc got chattin etc etc and we ended up in a very nice lip lock with a bit of ass squeezin lol umm, kissed a load of girls, turned down sex with a girl tho long story, shouldnt have been there in the first place etc but bleh life goes on :S anyways thats my holiday in an overview type thing, ill prolly go into more detail IRL or later on, but in general great place is Westport, loved the bars, proper smart, real nice good crack (not the drug its an expression lol means like laugh or somethin depends in what context u use it in) anyone who reading this thinkin hmm i been to Westport in County Mayo, i went to: MJH O'Malleys Cosy Joe's Oscars (aka "the nightclub, ppl never say u goin oscars they say u goin the nightclub) erm, where else, lol went loads of places just those are the ones we went into ALOT was out nearly ever night boozin, if not out me and Iona were in da house watchin DVD's havin a few beers so tonight im out in a green white and gold top as a mark of respect for the emerald isle lol ooooo i also have a shockin thing to show everyone when i go out aswell :D tehehehehe
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Adz:

it be like woah jigga

Tonight gnna be weird!
[Anonymous]
Adz:

it be like woah jigga

Tonight gnna be weird!
[Anonymous]