first off..hellagood? ROFLMFAO!!!! SOUTH PARK TO WIN, only heard cartman say that.... ok saturday night...saturday night, OH YEAH!!! ok so saturday was cool, first off my aunty dug deep for the saturday night fund (luv ya loads :) ), then went home got changed, and got a "killers" look going, baggies, trainers shirt followed by blazer, then chris got to my house (reason we went out was coz it was Chris Parkers 18th birthday, grew up with the guy etc) anyways got to the bus stop and saw gaz and his fiancé laura heading all dolled up so i thought fook this man, imma suit up, so i ran back home (i know...me...running...wtf?) got changed into a proper suit (goes with the blazer) anyways i got back down the teh boos stop just in time to get the bus, got on the bus and headed to town, went to the cellar bar first (we all looked like business type people) got to cellar bar, few ppl were like oooo ste in a suit lol, anyways chris wanting to explore the wonders of being 18 so we headed to the malt, got in there, fair trendy place sat down with a beer, had a bit of a laugh, they played a bit of bon jovi and bryan adams. anyways, vies time. went to vies for like 2 hour bought a load of beer (BOGOF offer was on) said hey to a few friends, got a few compliments off various people (including foxy ladies :D) anyways, i was sat down, think chris went to the pisser, and gaz lent over and said "chris is after going heaven and hell" so i was like omg FFS no way :/ anyways chris comes back and says drink up we're moving on... so i said where to (to say he was wanting to explore, i asked him several times where he wanted to go and he said "i dunno" the tit!) so me being pissed said "i hear your after going H+H" and he said, well maybe so i went meh i dont have much cash left (didnt think i did) so he goes well i wanna pay u in anyways :O so we ventured up to heaven and hell (followed the scent of pilled up chavs) lol we pretty much found it within seconds of entering the car park...due to the crowd of trendies and chavs, anyways chris found his sister and we entered, not without him asking chris for ID, and me aswell first... i pulled out my passport (he didnt even look @ it ??) anyways we got in, paid, and then were like okkkk where too? so we went to the bar in Heaven part, and it was packed so Kate (chris' sister) said that hell would be easier to get served in, so we went there got a beer and sat down, i absolutely HATED IT!!!! anyways after about 20-30 mins chris was still amazed by the fact that he was able to legally get in such places, however me, gaz and laura we hating it, pure and simple.... so chris said, ok wanna check Heaven out then? so we ventured into heaven, on the way i lost them, proper crapped myself (not really of course) so went back into hell, they werent there, back to heaven, did laps, werent there, went back to hell...found this guy who was with Kate (called Daz, we met at the entrance i forgot to add) said yo, and asked if he'd seen chris etc and he said no and sumthing like they'll turn up or they aint gone far etc, so i went to the loo, came back and gaz and laura were there with Daz, and chris was like kk, so what now, i looked @ my watch it was 1am so i was like "dude i cant be assed with this place no more its making my skin crawl, so im going back to vies, u coming?) after a bit of thought gaz and laura said yeah ok cool, and chris decided to stay... so me gaz and laura missioned down to vies, i didnt think id get in again (barely see my stamp) but the guy let us back in again, and it felt like such a relief to finally be here it felt like a huge weight had been lifted off my shoulder, i was really that tense =/ anyways, listened to a bit of music, and then Lindsay jumped down my throat, so i was like, mmmm ok cool :D so she had to go then... lights came on at like 1:42 i was like WTF MAN?!!?!? anyways we ventured outside, where Laura was waiting for some ass hat to come out so she could waste him... i decided to clear off after about 10mins of waiting and nothing happening, so me laura gaz neil missioned down to taxi rank, we some how got distracted, and spent 5 mins near Bar Ibiza... anyways then we got to superline taxi rank where laura and a few ppl were having it out with the pricks she was after, she was only after this Danny fella, she slapped him then i think she got held back... anyways a bit of talking later, it turned into a bit of arguing, i ended up confronting that Ste guy about jumping into Chris' battle with Danny the other week and that came to nothing really anyways after a bit of arguing, they pussied out again by jumping into a taxi, however (and this came randomly) Chris, neils mate with glasses, was involved dunno how, ran after the taxi, opening the door which was hilarious thinknig about it now.. anyways taxi driver jumped out and was like whats going on, i said yo man sorry but these guys are pricks and giving us shit etc etc, anyways i was like "YEAH YOU FUCKING PUSSIES GIVING SHIT FROM INSIDE A CAR U CUNTS STEP OUTSIDE NOW AND ILL FUCKING BATTER YOU'S) then alfie or ste slapped chris who had been stood in the entrance to the taxi door shouting or debating something dunno what beef he had or why he was involved but yeah anyways i saw this and flipped, chris stood back coz he was being slapped / punched so i went to the door and started throwing punches (almost certain i got alfie twice, due to the formation of people sitting in the car) so i hit alfie i think, although i hope it was ste but nvm as long a i did damage like bust an eye ball or sumthin, hit him about 3-5 times, they were fair good smacks as i saw whomever i punched fly back and were like OUCH OWW OWW :P anyways the taxi sped away after that, and we went to the taxi rank, me and neil exchanged the fact that they die next weekend or its settled in some other way if they out ever again... chew give us a lift home, chris Giles jumped in with us coz gaz and laura who saw the whole thing said its cool man we get a taxi... so me and chris went back to mine, had a beer or 2, downloaded some tune that he wanted me to hear, then he decided he wanted to see this bird called Nat (knew her from high school lives 2 mins away) so after a bit of a chat me and chris headed to Nats, chris ended up going upstairs for "a chat" lol, anyways they didnt come down by like 5:10am so i left (2 of her mates had crashed on the floor) so i went home and slept :D that was my saturday, tuesday = smackdown live with chew so i cant wait, plans for next saturday, hmm chew invited me to manchester so i might have some cash left over from smackdown to go manchester with and buy a top or some pants? weeee what a typing session was good to relive the night tho lol was fair mint!! ciao!!