I dont know whats going on. It's 1:40 in the A.M. Today was so confusing... I dont know. I guess I'll just start from the beginning. So I want to go to the fair. Marissa wants to take me, I wanna go with Marissa. But she lives so far away. So then Kat says she'll take me. So I end up going with her. We get there and it starts out all fine and dandy, except right away I knew it was going to be weird for Kat. I dont know I could just tell. So anywho. Then we went on some rides, etc. And Max and Dan found some of there campground women, I dont know. Whatever. They were odd. Soo hmm. Let me think. Well, eventually I dont know. I just got upset. I dont know why. I'm just weird sometimes... and I dont know if it was Max or what but I just got really hurt by something. And no, I dont think it was when he called me a bitch for drinking from his soda. Or from not letting me touch him. Which did kinda piss me off but WHATEVER. I dont know. Eventually we found Bree which is like the girl Max is in love with or whatever... so I dont know. He just started to hang out with her and Dan was with Marissa and it was pretty much me sitting there with Kat so I just broke out. I dont know... I just couldnt take it anymore... So I break free and find Lyndsey and Devon. We walk around for a few minutes with Devon making me chug her icee thing. And thats when I saw Brittany Mowry, so I'm like "DEVON! DEVON TAKE THE DAMN DRINK! DEVON WILL YOU HOLD THE FUCKING THING ALREADY?!" So finally she takes it and I just charge at Brittany and like grab her. I missed her so much... and she showed me a picture of her boyfriend. He's so hott. I'm so proud. I'd hit it. So then the five of us walk around, but we passed Billie and Treg and them and Kat stayed with them, so it was just me and Britt and Dev. So we found Ricky and hung out with him for a little while. I love that ghetto boy. So hmmmm. Then I felt a little better and decided to go back with Dan and them. So I hunted them down and we did some more stuff I dont quite recall. I dont know. Oh ha when I was walking around with Max hes like "Hello, I'm god!" and Im like "GOD?! ITS ME, MARGARET!" It was an instant classic. ha there was a good point where we all joined in on that squirt gun game and I was by Treg and Marissa. And I was like trash talking Treg lmao it was so funny. I'm like "TREG MY YOSEMMITE SAM IS GONNA BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOUR GAY BUGS BUNNY! Dude, why the hell is that rabbit dressed up like a sailor anyway?" It was a good time. Oh, and the like, one guy who wasnt in the group that was playing is the one who won. Figures... bastards... So hmmm. I dont know. We went to find Tom so we walked up the cow barns which was full of laughs. We found Mike Greenwood though, who said Tom was in the shower. So we wander around for awhile and then eventually we're all walking and Toms like walking right through us and I'm like "Uh, guys, isn't that Tom right there? HELLO?!" I mean, I knew it was Tom. But everyone just ignored him so I thought maybe I was hallousinating. Then we wandered around for a while more. I dont know. Max went off with Bree to talk or whatever. I dont know. I guess it kinda pissed me off but whatever. I dont know why it makes me so mad. I dont know if its the fact that Im upset hes gettin some and Im not, or if Im upset that hes getting some and its not from me. HMM CHOICES. I dont know. Its just weird... Well. Then Dan and Max left. And Marissa left a little bit before that. So it was pretty much me Kat Casandra and Tom. Oh and Kats brother. So we start walking around and like... 10 ft. later I see Derek. So I'm all DEREK! and ran up and gave him a hug. I love that kid... most of the time. So then we dont know what to do so we decide to go on the zipper. And we get in line and Kayla Mc and Paul and some other people come up to hang out with us. So we had to figure out how we were going to sit. Eventually it was Paul & Derek, Casandra & Kayla, Kat & her brother, and me and Tom. We were in line and Paul was talking about his escipades with Heather. That was grand. Oh and him and Derek were chewing and spitting everywhere. It was nasty. So then Dereks like "Alright Kayla, I know its easy to, but don't take advantage of Tom when you're up there alone in that cage." and I'm like "DAMN YOU DEREK! Alright, I will- WONT." And hes like "HEY I HEARD THAT!" Twas funny. So then me and Tom get in our little cage thing and that was a fun time. lmao we get up towards the top and we're just talking about random stuff like his Dad being a pervert and me being a little bitch, YOU GET THE POINT. So some girl starts screaming "MIKE! MIKE WHERE ARE YOU!" and Tom's like "IM RIGHT HERE!" and they look up and they're like "WHERE?! I DONT SEE YOU!" and Toms like "I'm below you!" and they both look down and hes like "I HAVE A GREAT VIEW OF YOUR ASS FROM HERE!" I died. It was the funniest thing ever. So then we start going and I swear, that was one CRAZY zipper ride. I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE CARNIES?!" and Toms like "THEY'RE OUT TO KILL US ALL!" and then I'm like "TOM I JUST GOT SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH MY OWN BOOB! IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! And hes like "APPARENTLY SINCE YOU GOT ME TOO!" haha I died. I hope he was kidding. I'd be traumatized. So then we get off and Toms like "Yeahhhh... me and Kayla got to oh, I'd say about third base." and then Pauls like "WELL ME AND DEREK WENT ALL THE WAY BITCH!" Then Dereks like "Dude didn't they squish your balls when they slammed that cage door! I fuckin screamed like six times!" and Toms like "No... Kayla's hand was there so it cushioned the blow." lmao I died. I love the Tom. I don't get to talk to him all that much. Not since we went out BACK IN THE DAY. But when we do its always a grand time. So hmm... the day was full of interesting events. I had some laughs. Some times when I wanted to cry. Some times when I DID cry lol. One things for shore: I love the Dan! And hanging out with Brittany made me realize one thing. I'm a fucking pervert. I'd never really thought I was a pervert. Like, seriously. I thought I was like... special. But like I'm walking around grabbing peoples boobs and smacking there ass and Brittanys like "DAMN KAYLA ARE YOU ALL THIS FRIENDLY AT ELK LAKE?!" and I'm like "NOPE! Just me!" and I dont know. Then me and Chris started up a game where you have to grope each other and each thing is worth points. Dude it was the best. Chris would grab my boob and be like 20 POINTS! and I'd grab his ass and be like 10 POINTS! So then he like grabbed my ass and like rubbed it and is like "How many points is that worth *wink*" and I'm like.. DAMN... 15 at least! Twas classic. Well then the best thing ever occured. We were standing in line for the ferris wheel, and Brittany GRABS MY ASS and shes like "TEN POINTS!" I was like "BRITTANY! You just grabbed my ass! IM SO FUCKING PROUD!" I mean, normally, this wouldn't be a big accomplishment. But this is Brittany who when she showed up said I was a total pervert and by the end of the night was grabbing my ass. This is the effect I have on people. Another thing I realized is how incredibly awesome my friends are. And how much Dan has changed since seventh grade lmao. I love that kid. So hmm... OH I FORGOT THE BEST PART! THE FERRIS WHEEELLLLL. Dude that was like the best 5 minute ferris wheel ride of my life. First off it all starts out fine. And its me and Tom and Lynds, for the record. And Im on the one side alone and Tom and Lynds are on the other, because me and Lynds were fighting over Tom and eventually I took one for the team. So Tom and Lynds are across from me and I'm sitting in the middle. Tom throws one leg on me and Lynds throws one leg on me and Im like great. And Lyndseys like "Ooo a pole Kayla! POLE DANCE FOR ME!" and I'm like "haha maybe when we get back on the ground." and Toms like "SCREW THAT I WILL!" So Tom STANDS UP and grabs onto the pole and shakes his ass in my face and spins around on it lmao it was the funniest thing ever. So we go around and yeah... Toms like "Kayla you look so lonley!" and like grabs my legs and throws them ontop of him. That was a fun time. So then me and Tom get the bright idea for him to just run over and sit with me instead of Lyndsey. So he hops across and plops down next to me. Lyndsey's like "OH I SEE HOW IT IS!" and Toms like "YOU HAD YOUR TURN!" so Im like "YEAH LYNDS!" So I like rubbed his leg and he like grabbed my arm and did some weird twisty-thing to it I dont know and we cuddled. and then Lynds came over and she cuddled too. And then we talked about how wonderful porn is, and how me and Lyndsey watch it together, and how Tom or his uncle or someone gets the Playboy channel. And then Tom told us about his least favorite porno, and then he told us about all the girls hes hooked up with. That was a good time. So yeah. I learned some things today, Like who would have thought deep-fryed oreos would be effin awesome? And who would have thought I am killer with a cork gun, and a carnie would call me Annie Oakley? THIS GIRL SURE DIDNT! Well, I'll write back later I guess. I have some thinking to do :( What you do on your own times just fine. My imaginations much worse. I just never want to know...