TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE A DANCER: 1: She's mastered five positions perfectly 2: She has perfect hip rotation 3: She's used to having bruises on her knees 4: She is used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing 5: Underwear doesn't get in the way cause she doesn't wear any 6: Flexibility 7: She does it in front of mirrors 8: She's got rhythm 9: She is willing to sacrifice her body 10: She isnt afraid of doing it in front of an audience ::and remember, real men date dancers:: I took this out of Blackmelody's diary because i think it is hilarious!!! It's all so true but if you think of it in the wrong way wow lol i need to spend less time with soria and jason lmao.