[F]ind [U]r [M]onth [O]f [U]r [B]irthday January: I peed on February: I had babies with March: I felt up April: I robbed May: I partied with June: I messed around with July: I ate August: I shot September: I beat up October: I dressed up as November: I got married to December: I had drunken sex with [F]ind [T]he [D]ay [O]f [U]r [B]irthday 1: some random girl 2: Michael Jackson 3: some random guy 4: a book 5: Frankenstein 6: Martha Stewart 7: a bottle of poo 8: a flamingo 9: a bag of chips 10: a chair 11: a dick 12: my English teacher 13: a Teletubby 14: myself 15: a ninja 16: a penguin 17: a pole 18: an apple 19: my finger 20: a box 21: George Bush 22: a cell phone 23: Ron Jeremy 24: a statue 25: a gnome 26: a hippo 27: my shoes 28: a prostitute 29: a porn star 30: my best friend 31: a cat [F]ind [T]he [F]irst [L]etter [O]f [U]r [F]irst [N]ame A: for the money B: for the hell of it C: and it sucked D: to be cool E: to be naked F: to eat cheese G: but my mom told me to H: for mygirlriend I: for my boyfriend J: to be sexy K: and I had twins L: at school M: and it was fun N: and I liked it O: and I threw up P: and something shrank Q: in the pool R: and then I did a poo S: and it became fun-sexually T: because I was drunk U: for a shopping spree V: and I liked it W: in the dark X: and I had a sex change Y: under the sheets Z: in a laundry mat Here's Mine: I had drunken sex with a book and it became fun sexually. CHRIST what's with the sex? ♥ Sex Addict? Maybe?