I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook I can pump my own Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it im usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need replay to remember the score I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay ,but jewelerys best Look at me u idiot not my chest!! I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings I know when you're lying ,you look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL,a BABE or a CHICK I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!