3o thiings guys should know about giirls 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at her house...she runs around in her underwear just like you do. 2. Don't cheat on her. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, she WILL find out and you will be screwed. 3. Never miss an opportunity to tell her she is beautiful. 4. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 5. If she's pissed at you, it's for a damn good reason. find out why, and apologize. 6. Don't be afraid to touch her if you want to. If shes with you in the first place, it's because she likes being in your arms. 7. If you don't sleep with her, don't tell your friends that you did. 8. If you DO sleep with her, don't tell your friends that you did. 9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most girls are not offended by it... 10. Not all girls eat like birds; a lot of them can eat like whales. 11. Most of girls don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girl pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy. 11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time. 12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her guy- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship. 13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. 14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the shit out of him. 15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girl closer. 16. Never, ever slap her. 17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. 18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with her pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to her friends, Mr. Polite to her parents, and make sure to be nice to her animals. 19. If you miss her...tell her, as much as you wouldn't like to admit it- that is what she really wants to hear. It's what you DON'T say that you'll most likely regret. 20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make her feel like shit, so be understanding. 21. If you don't like the way she drives, you do it. 22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. 23. Don't stress where you go for every date. She really only wants to be with you. 24. If she complains that something hurts, rub it for her without being asked. 25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. 26. Memorize her god damn birthday. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. 27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good. 28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice. 29. If you think it just isn't going anywhere with her, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out. 30. After you've been with her for a while...realize that she really has started to trust you. When you have a girl who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for what you have, and it can be lost in a split second