fuck yes people, it is the day of all hallows eve. i was apparently Lydia from Beetlejuice. i was originally like a convict costume with a black wig and some fishnets and my boots (for a while i was saying that i was an escaped convict on prostitution charges---it worked) but yeah people kept saying i looked like lydia and it seemed to fit so that is what i shall be. my mom was me for halloween. how nice. yep, she was me. big black boots, all black clothes, tons of jewelry, lots of eyeliner, and a blonde wig. yes, that is my motha. um yeah i must commend mikael on a splendid job with his costume. you simply must show me pics of you as mario and donovan as luigi. brandon was ghey and didn't dress up. so i kept telling him he was a loser for halloween. he flipped me off, said "bite me" what a lovely bond we share. it's a love/hate thing.... then yeah sam is over and we plan to watch movies, and pig out on all the candy that the children certainly won't be getting because we plan to coincidentally not hear the doorbell.... sam just about pissed her pants when she saw my mom walk through the door dressed as me. seriously. it's sam. girl who everyone thinks never smiles....and she nearly wet herself as she rolled off the couch laughing. get off my fucking porch