this is why you dont put eric jen and i into a room together. http://sparklych37.diaryland.com/ (jen's site where this is from) jen & eric AlwaysDREAMin37: u dotn need a brain to move ur hand to masterbate, lol UsC Idiot: yes you do need your brain to do that AlwaysDREAMin37: its pure muscle spasms, lol UsC Idiot: and i'm not refering to that UsC Idiot: i'm refering the the mental picture that a guy has in his mind UsC Idiot: ya need your brain for that UsC Idiot: to masturbate AlwaysDREAMin37: o nah, u dont need a mental pic, not when u have porn on internet or in a mag UsC Idiot: i do clarify in ther that this is with out porn or mags AlwaysDREAMin37: where? no u dont AlwaysDREAMin37: THIS STATEMENT ABOVE IS 100% FALSE!!! A GUY DOES HAVE ENOUGH BLOOD SUPPLY TO RUN BOTH HIS PENIS AND HIS BRAIN AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE HOW ELSE WOULD HE MASTURBATE? AlwaysDREAMin37: show me where UsC Idiot: fine i'll put it in now THIS STATEMENT ABOVE IS 100% FALSE!!! A GUY DOES HAVE ENOUGH BLOOD SUPPLY TO RUN BOTH HIS PENIS AND HIS BRAIN AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE HOW ELSE WOULD HE MASTURBATE!!?!?!???! AND THIS IS WITH OUT THE USE OF INTERNET PORN AND PORN MAGIZINES!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN HE WOULD NEED THIS BRAIN TO CONCENTRATE ON THE IMAGE HE HAS IN HIS MIND! SO HA JEN! I WIN! me & eirc saveKATchick (4:35:10 PM): you dont win UsC Idiot (4:35:23 PM): YES I DO! UsC Idiot (4:35:24 PM): GET OVER IT! saveKATchick (4:35:26 PM): it takes a brain to get to the site UsC Idiot (4:35:26 PM): MWHAHAHAHAHA UsC Idiot (4:35:30 PM): i said with out saveKATchick (4:35:32 PM): and to get the magazine UsC Idiot (4:35:34 PM): with out the use of the site UsC Idiot (4:35:38 PM): no UsC Idiot (4:35:40 PM): u don't get what i'm saying UsC Idiot (4:35:43 PM): i'm sayin the statement is wrong saveKATchick (4:35:45 PM): yeah i do UsC Idiot (4:35:47 PM): a guy DOES saveKATchick (4:35:51 PM): that was totally redundant UsC Idiot (4:35:57 PM): HAVE enuff blood to run the penis and the brain UsC Idiot (4:35:59 PM): i didn't finish saveKATchick (4:36:07 PM): whatever saveKATchick (4:36:43 PM): at least our sexual organs dont run our brains the 3 of us in a chat room: UsC Idiot: are we gonna have chat about this now? UsC Idiot: lol saveKATchick: idunno AlwaysDREAMin37: u really dont need a brain UsC Idiot: yes ya do AlwaysDREAMin37: lol saveKATchick: i just like chat rooms UsC Idiot: lol AlwaysDREAMin37: haha UsC Idiot: ya do need a brain saveKATchick: no you dont UsC Idiot: ya can't do ne of that stuff to masturbate with out one UsC Idiot: why don't i? AlwaysDREAMin37: hand spasms i told u that already saveKATchick: because the penis already took that job over AlwaysDREAMin37: lol saveKATchick: thats what i was saying before UsC Idiot: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKEN HAND! UsC Idiot: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKEN MIND! UsC Idiot: AND PICTURING THE IMAGE!~ UsC Idiot: A PENIS CANNOT DO THAT UsC Idiot: IT IS A COMPLEX SERIES OF CHEMIALLY REACTIONS IN THE BRAIN! AlwaysDREAMin37: yes it can AlwaysDREAMin37: lol UsC Idiot: NO IT CAN'T DAMN IT!! Arg! I AHTE YOU! lol i'm out numbered in this chat UsC Idiot: we need a chat of about 50 PPL! saveKATchick: this is rather humerous UsC Idiot: ARG! UsC Idiot: then we can have 'chat' about is lol saveKATchick: that can be arranged AlwaysDREAMin37: u just have to see the pic long nuff to get horney, then all the blood goes to ur penis, lol saveKATchick: there ya go... UsC Idiot: I'M NOT TLAKING ABOUT LOOKING AT A PIC! UsC Idiot: I'M TLAKING ABOUT AN IMAGE UsC Idiot: IN YOUR MIND! UsC Idiot: NOT A REAL OBJECT! UsC Idiot: SOMETHING IN YOUR MIND! UsC Idiot: MIND PPL! UsC Idiot: MIND!!! UsC Idiot: NOT 3D! AlwaysDREAMin37: then u just have to visulize the pic long nuff till u get horney UsC Idiot: not true AlwaysDREAMin37: lol UsC Idiot: you will lose your 'hornines" if you don't rememebr it UsC Idiot: then ya won't be horny ne more UsC Idiot: and you'll hafta see the pic again saveKATchick: hornies AlwaysDREAMin37: haha saveKATchick: what the hell? UsC Idiot: and then you still have use of your brain during masturbation UsC Idiot: even what you say uses the brain UsC Idiot: the brain is used during masturbation UsC Idiot: no matter what you say UsC Idiot: it is UsC Idiot: because a series of muscle spasms was triggered in THE BRAIN! AlwaysDREAMin37: nope UsC Idiot: how is it not? saveKATchick: they were triggered by the penis AlwaysDREAMin37: u could always have sumone else help u masterbate, then u wouldnt need ur brain AlwaysDREAMin37: haha go lauren! AlwaysDREAMin37: lol UsC Idiot: WELL I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT! UsC Idiot: I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS UsC Idiot: AND NO UsC Idiot: THEY WEREN'T saveKATchick: *high fve* UsC Idiot: i can't explain this to UsC Idiot: justlet me type for a lil AlwaysDREAMin37: yea, they were triggered my all the sperm int he penis UsC Idiot: ok the penis is not something you are 'suppost' to use your 'hand' on so your penis can not trigger theses muscle spasms cuz the penis doesn't want a hand it wants a vagina get it? so the penis cannot trigger the hand to move cuz UsC Idiot: that's not how it was designed saveKATchick: well ya gotta use your hand when there aint no vagina saveKATchick: so make-do AlwaysDREAMin37: haha UsC Idiot: but that's not how it was designed AlwaysDREAMin37: i was just gonna say that UsC Idiot: that makes no sense AlwaysDREAMin37: sure it was UsC Idiot: no it wasn't AlwaysDREAMin37: or else there woudl b no such thign as masterbation saveKATchick: there ya go UsC Idiot: MASTERBATION SOMETHING THAT MAN COME UP WITH! UsC Idiot: NOT HOW WE WERE DESIGNED! AlwaysDREAMin37: so was sex for pleasure AlwaysDREAMin37: no biggie, lol saveKATchick: not profit? UsC Idiot: ok i give up, it's not worht explaning ne more saveKATchick: wait...women...different subjects AlwaysDREAMin37: well that too laur AlwaysDREAMin37: yea AlwaysDREAMin37: lol saveKATchick: lol AlwaysDREAMin37: hahaha AlwaysDREAMin37: i thin we won laur-laur UsC Idiot: well i'm lost AlwaysDREAMin37: think* UsC Idiot: no saveKATchick: woo-hoo UsC Idiot: not relaly AlwaysDREAMin37: go us, yes! AlwaysDREAMin37: lol saveKATchick: *high Five* i still think that jen & i won, lol. so haha eric u suck. yea we need help if this was a whole convo, lol. my away message right after our chat: now ya got me thinking about not-nice things when i should be working on history. oh dear... lol! well thats it ~ttyl! again, this is from jen's site, and i altered a few things...so THNX JEN!! laur