| The Generic Teenager Stereotype | |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | sometimes |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | sometimes |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | no...you mean steriods |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | like never, unless talking fast and telling a story |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | not this semester |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | is there such thing as casule sex, and i dont, so i dont need the stupid protection |
| Do you steal?: | no |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | how do you describe innaproprite clothing, clothing is apporiate by your standards |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | only ashton |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | no |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | no it makes me cry |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | yes they make me cry |
| Do you read books often?: | yes about two books a week |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | no i have all A's |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | yes and family |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | no they smell bad |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | uh no i hang out at my house |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | all the time |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | no not so much, only when im around losers like carlos |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | no i dunno wanna |
| Are you intelligent?: | like no other |
| The Goth Stereotype | |
| Black lipstick?: | yuck |
| Black eyeliner?: | cant live wihtout it |
| Black eyeshadow?: | not so much |
| Black trenchcoat?: | never seen one |
| Black boots?: | dont wear boots |
| Black fishnets?: | they get to holey too fast |
| Black nail polish?: | i dont wear nail polish |
| Cigarettes?: | smell |
| Heavy metal music?: | is too loud |
| Marilyn Manson?: | is ugly |
| Kittie?: | who |
| Cradle of Filth?: | who |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | perpetual angst maybe, constant frown, never |
| Do you like to be seen as: | a beautiful lady |
| Are you an intellectual?: | more then others |
| An atheist?: | no |
| Horrible home life?: | not really |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | more then you know |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | ......... |
| Self-mutilation?: | no comment |
| The Punk Stereotype | |
| Plaid?: | yuck |
| Big black boots?: | yuck |
| Mohawk?: | umm i love chloe |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | no |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | YES! YES! YES! |
| Wild hair colors?: | i never died my hari before |
| NOFX?: | who |
| Rancid?: | sometimes |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | yes |
| A: | loser |
| The Jock Sterotype | |
| What's your IQ?: | 139 |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | sometimes |
| Play a lot of sports?: | not anymore |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | onyl when im talking to other jocks |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | yes |
| Are you arrogant?: | no |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | neither |
| Are you homophobic?: | no |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | no |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | yes |
| Boobs = yes?: | yes |
| Parties = yes?: | sometimes |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | no |
| The Girl Stereotype | |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | no only 20 mins to 40 |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | no |
| How much did you lose?: | nothing |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | uh not somuch either |
| Make yourself throw up?: | no |
| Make-up?: | a need |
| Low-cut tops?: | no need |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | 34 c |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | yes |
| Giggle a lot?: | yea only when im talking to cute boys |
| What's the deal with boys?: | they are disgustion jerks |
| Thongs?: | a need |
| Pretty bras?: | no need |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | YM |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | male |
| Are you a feminist?: | no |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | no |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | every night to everyother |
| How about your armpits?: | everynight |
| Are you emotional?: | more than youll ever know |
| Especially when on your period?: | periods suck. plain and simple. that was a stupid question |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] | |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | oraginality |
| Independence or Companionship?: | independence |
| Stability or Freedom?: | freedom |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | personal |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | extrovert |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | no comment |
| Unique or Loved?: | loved |
| Understood or Individual?: | understood |
| You or Them?: | ME baby |
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