went to the pool today and tanned. then i came home and watched law and order for like 3 hours. i have no life its really cool.... i had this crazy crazy dream last night about all these homeless men jacking off and then i went to a party with this chick who was baby sitting my bro and sis and they all got drunk so i had to take them home but i didnt have my license so just as im getting into her car which is actually natalie's car (but natalie wasnt in the dream) my parents show up and are like we're going to let jack(my brother) drive and im like but hes 13 and theyre like so what? and im like well hes drunk!!! and theyre like noooo its ok. and that was my dream. yea its sketchy TOP TEN WEIRDEST THINGS EVER 01.sitting in the sun for 2 hours and only getting a smidgett tanner 02.dreams about homeless men 03.missing socks 04.my mom 05.net 10 commercials 06.death by chocolate ice cream...are they nuts or brownies? i cant ever tell 07.my computer when it plays this song by the killers 08.people accusing me of secretly hating my best friend 09.dreams where jack and sarah are drunk 10.medical dictionarys