myspace deffinitions.... 1) It's the ultimate game of testing your ego. It becomes a competition of seeing who has the most friends, so you add everyone you've made eye contact with in the past 6 years, constantly posting bulletins telling people to comment on your NEW PICZ PLZ or die. Also a way for every garage band ever to make a Myspace Music profile without even have talent and/or experience as other bands have. Also a new place for every hott girl in the world to prove how slutty they are by making a Myspace and putting pictures of themselve's where they only have 1/5 of their clothes on with the quote under it "I used photoshop to cover my boobs, So What." Comment on my myspace plz LOL! by Brett Jan 13, 2005 2) website that encourages the scene, the emo and even the ghettto to photo graph themselves in thier bathrooms and proceed to spend hours upon hours whoring themselves out. it has become an epidemic be cautined: it is addictive myspace, a place for friend (pshhht. i encourage you hack into the site and change it to myspace, a place for scene whores) by Noma Mar 7, 2005 3) Absolutely pointless "networking tool" that high school students overuse in an attempt to gain and then flaunt popularity. A potentially useful dating/networking tool for adults gone awry because it became a contest to see who could get the most "friends" added... (and by friends I mean other insecure teenagers adding you back in order to increase THEIR OWN friends count). An addiction where you must sign on every .3232134 seconds to see if anyone posted a comment, sent you a message, or put up a bulletin (to tell them to check out their new "hawt sexy pics!" a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face) Add me on myspace so my popularity can soar! by Allie Mar 24, 2005 4) Myspace a place for stalking with consent Guy1: "Hey, um, aren't you on myspace?" Girl2: "Yeah...fucking stalker..." by L0ve_Kills Mar 30, 2005 5) myspace One big, screaming, Lollapalooza orgy comprised of desperate emo/scene boys and girls. Myspace emo chicks tend to whore themselves out and show off their highly-contrasted badly-photographed selves -- said chicks usually sporting a pout and cleavage. Myspace emo boys tend to comment and friend these myspace emo girls -- normally to show off the number of "hott emo chicks" they have on their list to their buddies. Myspace itself is a sad thing indeed. You can friend thousands of people that you rarely talk to, comment on their boring, whiny, upper middle-class lives, and attempt to find a fellow myspace emo boy/girl to date/cyber. Most myspace victims never do meet their online friends and sadly, drop out of school to combat the Myspace addiction. Myspace emo ho: hey, i have new pics come see Myspace emo boy: **BONER'D!** by anonymous Apr 10, 2005 6) myspace 1. The ultimate contest of seeing how many friends you could have without seeing any of them. 2. A place for people who have no lives to post comments about their new pics in their "friend's" myspace. 3. A place where loners get semi-celebs. Ex 1: Person 1: OMG i have 200 friends on myspace. Person 2: LOLZ i have 300 friends, loser. Ex 2: Person X: i love ur new pix! u better post a comment on my myspace also! Ex 3: Some guy: SWEET Tila Nguyen is my friend! by deathsymphony Mar 28, 2005 7. myspace link send redefine 326 up, 51 down A website a bunch of your friends begged you to join, so you joined it and became completely addicted. However, after about a month or so, you finally realized that even though you had thousands of friends added, you're still a loser. You tried to take pictures of your half-nude self with the camera at a shitty angle so you could get more comments, but it just wasn't working. Even after you edited out your acne and moles, you still weren't being satisfied with the attention you craved. You eventually deleted your account because you decided you want to graduate high school with some dignity. Some annoying freshman left a comment in my blog telling me about how her high school drop-out friend was way cooler than I'll ever be. Laughing, I deleted my MySpace account. The next day, a friend asked me why I deleted the account, and low and behold, the shit-eating freshman was standing right next to her and looking at me as if she was worthy of an answer as well. Do yourself a favor. Delete your MySpace. by Morbidia Portland, OR May 29, 2005 8) myspace Popular networkiing website, popular with scene kids. Allows teenagers with bad haircuts to take low quality pictures of themselves pouting, and comment on all their friends pouting. "Why would I want Myspace? I already have facebook." by JakeStar Apr 4, 2005 9_ myspace online website for making 'friends', and over 70% people up there will have the following things in their profiles: 1. has 'tila tequila' as their friend 2. the music they like include: my chemical romance, the used, green day, killers, or kottonmouth kings 3. they all hate drama and fake people 4. have a music video playing on their page 5. your computer is more likely to freeze when log on people's pages if you have an older model due to the over-decoration. 6. we will see this "This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor" somewhere in their profile that's all I can think of right now 70% of myspace people have some taste of music....... by vinny california May 23, 2005 10. myspace Ultimate ice-breaker or pickup line. "Aren't we friends on Myspace?" "Haven't I seen you around Myspace before?" "Your Myspace pictures look HOT...lets fuck" by Annie Feb 24, 2005 more at http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=myspace