this is hilarious

Listening to: stop faling (P!NK)
Feeling: hysterical
i like the "i have to pee" mood. but i dont at the moment. this is really funny. even though with stuff yesterday... now i am talking to both of them (arjay and jordan) and she is making me tell him stuff again, and it is really funny. because he is actually human. wow. i got all sad-ish and he asks what arjay asked me to ask him to ask her for me. that was confusing... lol... anwyay. this is really amusing. school is getting better. we got to listen to green day in dance. we had to do the swing to it... but oh well... that makes it ok. not good not bad. i walked home in the rain. i would have enjoyed it had i not had a cd player and phone adn back pack. it was cold and calming and nice... ***************************************************** this is later...but this is what was said from me to her, then me to him. SquirrelWraithe: hi SquirrelWraithe: brb sndwich wallakwalla: k SquirrelWraithe: back wallakwalla: mmm food for you wallakwalla: how was walk home. mine was cold and wet and icky SquirrelWraithe: cold wet and fun wallakwalla: fun? SquirrelWraithe: yeah. we splashed eachother wallakwalla: who is we j/w? SquirrelWraithe: nes dej me SquirrelWraithe: why so nosy wallakwalla: dunno. bored. wallakwalla: is it any surprise to you that i am? SquirrelWraithe: meh dono wallakwalla: yeah... i hate the map in geo. my hand hurts. wallakwalla: did you ask him if he is enjoying his space SquirrelWraithe: no wallakwalla: okey dokey i am just.. questiony and hypertired SquirrelWraithe: r u talkingto him wallakwalla: no SquirrelWraithe: ok wallakwalla: am i supposed to be SquirrelWraithe: no wallakwalla: ok. its just kind of like... uh... why would i be? SquirrelWraithe: i dono wallakwalla: yeah... anyways how u/whatsup? SquirrelWraithe: nm wallakwalla: it is strange.. word knows the countries and capitols... wallakwalla: hmm.. anyway SquirrelWraithe: ok wallakwalla: are YOU talking to him? SquirrelWraithe: ya wallakwalla: key doke wallakwalla: are you going to get food after school tomorrow? SquirrelWraithe: i dono maybe wallakwalla: ok je wallakwalla: jw* SquirrelWraithe: lalalala wallakwalla: is he being boring SquirrelWraithe: he is "working" he is always conveniently "working" wallakwalla: yeah... or busy wallakwalla: i need to find food to take tomorrow for the foodwanting people SquirrelWraithe: yeah. you should IM him and say "either arjay is obsessed with you or in love"SquirrelWraithe: dont tell him i told you SquirrelWraithe: to say it SquirrelWraithe: it will scare him wallakwalla: ok wallakwalla: and which is it? SquirrelWraithe: and then i will tell you the reason why wallakwalla: ok SquirrelWraithe: its bugging him wallakwalla: what is? SquirrelWraithe: like if he asks why you say that, i will make one up wallakwalla: ok SquirrelWraithe: thats what im doing im bugging him. wallakwalla: oh. you gave him space for a while nowbugging him SquirrelWraithe: yeah wallakwalla: done SquirrelWraithe: ha SquirrelWraithe: dont make up an answer w/out oking it with me SquirrelWraithe: and tell me wat he says wallakwalla: ok wallakwalla: he goes "im working" SquirrelWraithe: lol. SquirrelWraithe: say " on getting her away from christopher? " wallakwalla: ok... SquirrelWraithe: just do it. wallakwalla: did it SquirrelWraithe: lol wallakwalla: he replied but he is typing again SquirrelWraithe: lol wallakwalla: Zerosforgotten: im working wallakwalla: on getting her away from christopher? Zerosforgotten: im working on stuff Zerosforgotten: legal stuff,now plese stop typing to me SquirrelWraithe: ok dont type anymore then wallakwalla: ok if it werent for the fact you dont want me to id love to go i'm only talking to you because arjay asked me to SquirrelWraithe: no SquirrelWraithe: that would be mest wallakwalla: i know wallakwalla: even though it is true... i wouldnt because you asked me not to wallakwalla: and i feel very nice today SquirrelWraithe: o wallakwalla: sorry. maybe i'm not that nice... hmm... nvm i am just stupid SquirrelWraithe: lol wallakwalla: yeah.. rain does things to me.. my hair is still drying. SquirrelWraithe: kyle says "hi" wallakwalla: he sent me an email wallakwalla: is he on MSN SquirrelWraithe: yes SquirrelWraithe: the new pope looks creepy wallakwalla: new pope? they've elected already? wow... SquirrelWraithe: but he emailed me to tell you hi SquirrelWraithe: yes wallakwalla: oh SquirrelWraithe: Pope Benedict XVI wallakwalla: ah... SquirrelWraithe: ladee wallakwalla: i am all alone now... SquirrelWraithe signed off at 5:15:21 PM. SquirrelWraithe: you should tell jordan you personally need to know if he loves me (but dont tell him i told you to SquirrelWraithe: like say its for your own sanity. wallakwalla: no SquirrelWraithe: why? it will be hilarious wallakwalla: because i dont particularly want to... wallakwalla: the last thing i need right now is for him to go all weird on me again SquirrelWraithe: why would he SquirrelWraithe: just ask him if he does wallakwalla: in a minute SquirrelWraithe: ok why in a minute wallakwalla: because i want to think about it. wallakwalla: because i dont personally need to know... SquirrelWraithe: ok..... well can i IM him and say you asked me if i loved him? wallakwalla: i dont care. go ahead. i have a bunch of times wallakwalla: but you tell me what he says SquirrelWraithe: ok wallakwalla: k. i just.......eh. SquirrelWraithe: SquirrelWraithe: sar asked me if we are/were in love. what should i say SquirrelWraithe: i dont wanna lie Zerosforgotten: just say what it is the truth whatever that may be Zerosforgotten: why the fuck should she care? SquirrelWraithe: is it, no never, were, or are? SquirrelWraithe: because ppl tell me im obsessed wallakwalla: he doesnt knowSquirrelWraithe: lol wallakwalla: can i go to him "i dont" SquirrelWraithe: no thats mean wallakwalla: ok wallakwalla: its mean for me not to care? wallakwalla: or mean just to say that SquirrelWraithe: to sa it wallakwalla: ah wallakwalla: ok wallakwalla: is he saying more about it? i do sort of care.. in a way.. lke i said yesterday... i just soalmosthate him SquirrelWraithe: no wallakwalla: ok wallakwalla: so youre wanting to bug him? wallakwalla: you should tell him to talk to kyle. SquirrelWraithe: nah. he hates kyle wallakwalla: or me. maybe not... wallakwalla: someone he doesnt like anyway is what i'm trying to think SquirrelWraithe: o wallakwalla: nvm lame idea i am bored SquirrelWraithe: it would be funny for oyu to say "is kyle cheating on me with arjay?" to him, and then say "youre her best friend so i think youd know" and dont tell him i told you to. and kyle is not, btw wallakwalla: uh.... kyle is _______ SquirrelWraithe: kyle is? wallakwalla: i dunno. he isnt my boyfriend...? SquirrelWraithe: he sitn? SquirrelWraithe: isnt? wallakwalla: nope. wallakwalla: last i knew wallakwalla: ask him SquirrelWraithe: ok. well do it anyways wallakwalla: bcuz he hasnt replied to me wallakwalla: oh well. SquirrelWraithe: he said he thought you were wallakwalla: well he didnt tell me this he went "it wont work because i cant meet you and you still think things about your ex." wallakwalla: and he hasnt exactly said anything more about it TO ME SquirrelWraithe: oh SquirrelWraithe: well will you do that thing to jordan, and i will talk to kyle SquirrelWraithe: ? wallakwalla: i guess. eventually may he know that this is not my doing SquirrelWraithe: eventually, as in when i tell him. SquirrelWraithe: and i WILL tell him, eventuallywallakwalla: ok wallakwalla: i did it SquirrelWraithe: tell me what you said, and then what he says wallakwalla: i closed the window... it was "ok one last thing hten i will shut up. is kyle cheating on me w/ kyle? youre her best friend so i thought maybe youd know.. and its not exactly like arjay or jackie are gonna tell me SquirrelWraithe: is kyle cheating on me with kyle? ???? wallakwalla: w/ arjay sorry typo SquirrelWraithe: o ok SquirrelWraithe: is he typing? wallakwalla: i dont know if i typed it right to him or not sorry wallakwalla: no SquirrelWraithe: tell me when he is wallakwalla: theres no window to tell me if he is or not SquirrelWraithe: oh wallakwalla: Zerosforgotten: kyle who? wallakwalla: what say me now? wallakwalla: kyle my boyfriend kyle? SquirrelWraithe: say " her friend. she said a while back that he emailed you " SquirrelWraithe: yes SquirrelWraithe: say " my boyfriend. one of her better friends. he emailed you " wallakwalla: sorry already said her friend. she said a while back that he emailed you SquirrelWraithe: its ok SquirrelWraithe: say " he's my boyfriend too " wallakwalla: i did. "kyle my b/f kyle" SquirrelWraithe: ok wallakwalla: last name? SquirrelWraithe: russel wallakwalla: (he said that) SquirrelWraithe: woops 2 "L" SquirrelWraithe: russell wallakwalla: already typed one SquirrelWraithe: oh well wallakwalla: yup SquirrelWraithe: is he just asking questions about his name (btw kyle says he thought you took it as you couldnt meet, not as breaking up) wallakwalla: oh SquirrelWraithe: kyle thinks it is jolly good fun SquirrelWraithe: tormenting jordan wallakwalla: no he hasnt typed anything since last name? wallakwalla: lol SquirrelWraithe: lol SquirrelWraithe: say " well...is she? " wallakwalla: Zerosforgotten: ahh,no offense but i think he is an asshole,by the emails weve had,he sounds like a jerk.arjay says he hates me.i dont think he would be cheating on you for her,highly and i mean highly unlikely SquirrelWraithe: say " so are you saying arjay is ugly? " SquirrelWraithe: or say "what makes it unlikely" wallakwalla: ok SquirrelWraithe: what did you put and is he typing (kyle says he doesnt have an email yet) wallakwalla: Zerosforgotten: no,i just find it highly unlikely kyle is cheating on you with her wallakwalla: i said are you saying you think arjay is ugly? SquirrelWraithe: say "why is it unlikely" SquirrelWraithe: is he typing? wallakwalla: Zerosforgotten: i mean,if he was gonna go out with her hed have done it awhile ago dont you think? wallakwalla: can i tell him i have never met him in person????? wallakwalla: oh wait no nm SquirrelWraithe: you could say " or be with her behind my back. could you atleast ask her for me? he always talks about her and it really bugs me lately. please ask " SquirrelWraithe: (kyle is laughing. he says one day you can meet) wallakwalla: wallakwalla: i htink he might be with her behind my back. could you atleast ask her for me? he always talks about her and it really bugs me lately. please ask wallakwalla: and she always talks abou thim wallakwalla: ah... kyle but when is that one day? SquirrelWraithe: im asking him wallakwalla: k wallakwalla: has jordan asked you yet? SquirrelWraithe: kyle: when my parents arent paraniod wallakwalla: who knows when that will be. sigh SquirrelWraithe: no SquirrelWraithe: did jordan say he would ask wallakwalla: no wallakwalla: he hasnt said anything since i asked SquirrelWraithe: say " i dont think he would break up with me. he said he never would, so he might be keeping his promise " SquirrelWraithe: and then said "what did she answer" wallakwalla: he would think i am implying SquirrelWraithe: did jordan say that to you? wallakwalla: no wallakwalla: that is a me thought SquirrelWraithe: then just say " what did arjau say? " SquirrelWraithe: kyle: tell her to make a dramatick story up for that fag wallakwalla: wallakwalla: have you asked/what did she say? i am sorry to ask favors of you of all people.. but you are like... the only one that might know SquirrelWraithe: lol wallakwalla: hes not even typing SquirrelWraithe: lol wallakwalla: agugahaha but you are the only one jordan! the ONLY one!!!!!!!!! aahahhaahha wallakwalla: sorry that was stupid it prolly doesnt make sense in textSquirrelWraithe: say " kyle doesnt like to tell people no and hurt their feelings so if arjay wanted to do something he probably would " SquirrelWraithe: its ARNOLD the GOVERNATOR wallakwalla: no its like hte noise that sandra bullock makes when she's watching the beauty queen movie on the plane wallakwalla: in miss congeniality SquirrelWraithe: oh wallakwalla: and then like all dramatic thing. sorry. wallakwalla: it wont make sense here... SquirrelWraithe: is he typing? wallakwalla: no SquirrelWraithe: tell him " please just ask her. i asked her yesterday and all she said was "kyle is my friend" in a sort of worried way " wallakwalla: he says hold on SquirrelWraithe: ok wallakwalla: maybe he is going to now amauahhaah SquirrelWraithe: lol wallakwalla: what are you going to say to him SquirrelWraithe: Zerosforgotten: sarah thinks kyle is going around her back to be with you SquirrelWraithe: ok. SquirrelWraithe: what is a curve knife? SquirrelWraithe: SquirrelWraithe: what is a curve knife? SquirrelWraithe: kyle is... cool. wallakwalla: i dunno.. but i would assume it is like a knife with a really curved blade.. like the shape of a butterknife but really sharp i think SquirrelWraithe: Zerosforgotten: is kyle with you behind sarahs back? SquirrelWraithe: what do you think? wallakwalla: he actually asked....wow... he is human SquirrelWraithe: lol wallakwalla: i am humorous... :D SquirrelWraithe: is he putting what i typed to him to your window wallakwalla: no wallakwalla: that is a very good what do you think. wallakwalla: tee hee SquirrelWraithe: he should put it wallakwalla: key word: should SquirrelWraithe: Zerosforgotten: at cuting edge there is a knife that is auto(flips out at flip of switch,like a switchblade) and is curved,so it glides through skin etc. like a scimitar SquirrelWraithe: OH! ok. anyways... are you sure you REALLY want to know whether or not me and kyle are together, even if you are just passing the info on? wallakwalla: lol SquirrelWraithe: yeop wallakwalla: why do you want a knife anyway? wallakwalla: and if he is not telling me bcoz it is... "bad" why should he care if it hurts my feelings right? SquirrelWraithe: ya SquirrelWraithe: i want a knife for fun wallakwalla: the skin comment and im liike.... uh...ok...... SquirrelWraithe: oh SquirrelWraithe: is he telling you? wallakwalla: no wallakwalla: Zerosforgotten: shes tellin me Zerosforgotten: hold on wallakwalla: ok t/y for asking Zerosforgotten: kk wallakwalla: that was like three minutes ago SquirrelWraithe: o SquirrelWraithe: brb wallakwalla: k SquirrelWraithe: haha i told him about when they licked me wallakwalla: and he told me. SquirrelWraithe: haha wallakwalla: wallakwalla: anything yet? Zerosforgotten: hold on wallakwalla: ok.. it was just a long time... i wondered if maybe she avoided it... Zerosforgotten: when did you start going out with kyle Zerosforgotten: ???? wallakwalla: feb wallakwalla: well.. 1st week of march. i dont remember... wallakwalla: why? Zerosforgotten: regards question wallakwalla: ok just wondering Zerosforgotten: last time she did stuff with kyle was late february wallakwalla: oh ok Zerosforgotten: mid february to beginning march i believe,middle of march they licked her wallakwalla: yeah i heard about that... took him a while to explain it Zerosforgotten: ok. wallakwalla: and now he tellsme bye SquirrelWraithe: lol wallakwalla: so i will shut up SquirrelWraithe: lol SquirrelWraithe: say "is that all she said" wallakwalla: ok wallakwalla: Zerosforgotten: yes ma'am SquirrelWraithe: lol wallakwalla: and i went ... why do you call me ma'am?.... SquirrelWraithe: he used to do that to me wallakwalla: Zerosforgotten: yes ma'am wallakwalla: ...why do you call me ma'am?.....Zerosforgotten: would you rather i call you sir? wallakwalla: no thank you wallakwalla: just wondering. it is... mildly frightening when people call me ma'am or miss SquirrelWraithe: brb wallakwalla: ok SquirrelWraithe: back wallakwalla: k wallakwalla: did you read ^^? SquirrelWraithe: yea g2g wallakwalla: ok bye wallakwalla: ttyl mebbe SquirrelWraithe: yeah wallakwalla: toodeloo SquirrelWraithe signed off at 6:23:07 PM. wallakwalla: yolah again SquirrelWraithe: hi SquirrelWraithe: so did u n jordan talk any more wallakwalla: no wallakwalla: he never said anything after my ma'am/miss comment SquirrelWraithe: o wallakwalla: yes. sir talk alot is awafuwwy quiet SquirrelWraithe: kyle? wallakwalla: no. jordan. he is rather loud in first and right after third SquirrelWraithe: oh wallakwalla: yupz SquirrelWraithe: stupid jordan just pretended to be his dad at me wallakwalla: how do you know he pretended? SquirrelWraithe: bcuz i started typing.t hen he said "who is this" and i said it depended on who i was talking to. then he said it was kelly. so i said "ok sorry. this is arjay. the evil PMS girl." and he said "im working" but kelly types with caps and punctuation wallakwalla: oh wallakwalla: yeah.. he does... jordan did sometimes.. but not today... wallakwalla: hmm sorry wallakwalla: so.... SquirrelWraithe: ok SquirrelWraithe: o well wallakwalla: yeah.. i guess... SquirrelWraithe: who sings the sings the song that goes "love me, love me, say that you love me. hold me hold me, go on and hold me" wallakwalla: i dunno... but for some reason i want to say no doubt... wallakwalla: oh wait no its not wrong song in my head wallakwalla: why? SquirrelWraithe: its not wallakwalla: i know. it was just stupidness in my head. we listen to it in dance... wallakwalla: why do you want to know? SquirrelWraithe: iTunes SquirrelWraithe: o SquirrelWraithe: ask "kelly" SquirrelWraithe: iTunes wallakwalla: ask him what? SquirrelWraithe signed off at 7:06:31 PM. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Previous message was not received by SquirrelWraithe because of error: User SquirrelWraithe is not available. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SquirrelWraithe signed on at 7:06:45 PM. SquirrelWraithe: sry got booted wallakwalla: ask him what? wallakwalla: its ok SquirrelWraithe: who sings it. hes in your dance SquirrelWraithe: just say " in dance who sings the song that goes love me love me say that you love me hold me hold me go on and hold me SquirrelWraithe: its "kelly" wallakwalla: ok wallakwalla: is he still telling you its kelly SquirrelWraithe: no SquirrelWraithe: why? SquirrelWraithe: im not talking now wallakwalla: ok then u ask him SquirrelWraithe: im not talking to him SquirrelWraithe: if i talk after he told me it was him, he will block me wallakwalla: oh. ok wallakwalla: he says he doesnt know SquirrelWraithe: did he say it was kelly wallakwalla: no he said "this isjordan my dad got off" wallakwalla: u gonna talk at him now? SquirrelWraithe: ya wallakwalla: ok then i will save my words SquirrelWraithe: do you know the song TITLE wallakwalla: no. SquirrelWraithe: who sings the song on never been kissed wallakwalla: i havent seen all of never been kissed SquirrelWraithe: oh wallakwalla: sry SquirrelWraithe: what is the song that goes "id jump all these mountains and take to the skies soar thru the heavens with stars in my eyes" its a country song wallakwalla: no idea wallakwalla: did you find the other one SquirrelWraithe: no SquirrelWraithe: who sings the song "if i could grant you one wish, i wish you could see the way you kiss" wallakwalla: faith hill. i love that song SquirrelWraithe: thats who sings the other one wallakwalla: the other one? SquirrelWraithe: the soar the heavens wallakwalla: oh SquirrelWraithe: "if my heart had wings" wallakwalla: oh wallakwalla: oh you never did tell me SquirrelWraithe: huh? wallakwalla: whether it is obsession or love SquirrelWraithe: i said neithe SquirrelWraithe: brb wallakwalla: oh i didnt remember wallakwalla: ok wallakwalla: took u long ********************************************* HIM Zerosforgotten: last name? wallakwalla: russel Zerosforgotten: ahh,no offense but i think he is an asshole,by the emails weve had,he sounds like a jerk.arjay says he hates me.i dont think he would be cheating on you for her,highly and i mean highly unlikely wallakwalla: are you saying you think arjay is ugly? Zerosforgotten: no,i just find it highly unlikely kyle is cheating on you with her wallakwalla: ok Zerosforgotten: i mean,if he was gonna go out with her hed have done it awhile ago dont you think? wallakwalla: if you're playing messenger w/ arjay dont tell her i said this- i do sort of too(think he is an asshole) and for a while i thought he was fake. anyway wallakwalla: yeah Zerosforgotten: does he go to our school wallakwalla: nope hunter Zerosforgotten: ahhh wallakwalla: yeah. wallakwalla: i htink he might be with her behind my back. could you atleast ask her for me? he always talks about her and it really bugs me lately. please ask wallakwalla: and she always talks abou thim wallakwalla: have you asked/what did she say? i am sorry to ask favors of you of all people.. but you are like... the only one that might know wallakwalla: kyle doesnt like to tell people no and hurt their feelings so if arjay wanted to do something he probably would Zerosforgotten: hold on wallakwalla: k Zerosforgotten: shes tellin me Zerosforgotten: hold on wallakwalla: ok t/y for asking Zerosforgotten: kk wallakwalla: anything yet? Zerosforgotten: hold on wallakwalla: ok.. it was just a long time... i wondered if maybe she avoided it... Zerosforgotten: when did you start going out with kyle Zerosforgotten: ???? wallakwalla: feb wallakwalla: well.. 1st week of march. i dont remember... wallakwalla: why? Zerosforgotten: regards question wallakwalla: ok just wondering Zerosforgotten: last time she did stuff with kyle was late february wallakwalla: oh ok Zerosforgotten: mid february to beginning march i believe,middle of march they licked her wallakwalla: yeah i heard about that... took him a while to explain it Zerosforgotten: ok. Zerosforgotten: ok byewallakwalla: yeah thanks wallakwalla: bye wallakwalla: sorry... is that all she said? Zerosforgotten: yes ma'am wallakwalla: ...why do you call me ma'am?..... Zerosforgotten: would you rather i call you sir? wallakwalla: no thank you wallakwalla: just wondering. it is... mildly frightening when people call me ma'am or miss 1. Zerosforgotten: why? Zerosforgotten: why? Zerosforgotten: why? wallakwalla: because arjay wants to know who sings a song that mr mather plays in dance class. Zerosforgotten: this is jordan,my dad got offf wallakwalla: oh. wallakwalla: arjay wants to know who sings teh song that goes love me love me say that you love me hold me hold me go on and hold me wallakwalla: and she thought youd know because mather plays it Zerosforgotten: i dont know wallakwalla: ok wallakwalla: did she "brb" you? Zerosforgotten: yes ma'am Zerosforgotten: yes ma'am Zerosforgotten: yes ma'am wallakwalla: i got that... wallakwalla: just a question wallakwalla: sorry. and... on him there is more.. i just closed the window so i lost all that bootiful convo. but i find it funny.
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