I shouldn't listen to Denis Leary when I haven't slept in almost 24 hours. Because I get thoughts like this one -->
Arguing is more fun than sex.
[[Ok. Stick with me here. This does have a point.]]
The reason WHY arguing is more fun than sex..? I thought you'd NEVER ask.
Reason 1 - During sex. You're BOTH thinking the same thing. "I want to get off. I want them to get off, and I want both of us to enjoy it." So. Your both thinking the same thing, therefor neither one can get angry.
Reason 2 - If one person during sex gets angry .. It's because they didn't get off. Now, that can lead to arguing.
Reason 3 - When arguing, each party has different view points. Therefor, someone has to win. The argument WILL continue until somebody does win. During sex, both parties win. Even if one of you doesn't get off. You both win. You had sex, which is what you both wanted, so you both win. In arguing? Only ONE person can win. So you argue until you win.
Reason 4 - Arguing almost always leads to make up sex.
And that, kids, is why arguing is more fun than sex.
The End.
TooDLeS ♥
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