rip me (yeah random or what?)

soooooo...this weekend went urm fair good.... and i have one thing to say...omg the things you do when your drunk..... what the fuck am i sayin??????????????!!!!!!!!!my weekend so totally Own3d all of yours ha bloody ha. oh and learn the lesson boyo...... my weekend(slightly modified as i obviously had to censor some of it): jo alcohol more alcohol from netto, dumb fucks me and jo cooking food of the good kind munchies alcohol chew ste me gainin knowledge on the use of "to own" nodding scooby pillow fight chew jo LOADS more alcohol bed ste jo chew car propa bangin tunes manchester ste car propa bangin tunes home bath in the dark(ok i forgot to turn the light on) me actually making an attemp with my hair jo chew car propa bangin tunes celler bar new people pool table ste jd and coke chair,ste car outside vs queue caddy inside vs best music ever bar 2 vodka milkshakes (music-chatting-chair-ste) ste goes on mish caddy chew caddy jd and coke caddy me abusin caddy with his own joke caddy gettin own3d by a table ste depressed caddy left vs-no ste pizza shop whinge chew gets ste car propa bangin tunes ste ste leaving home tv munchies sleep on sofa woke up by crappy ringtone cleaned up changed parents bed had heart attack had rant with teh living room walls solved problem parents came home internet ste jo football internet till 9:30-with tea bed AND...thats it,in a pretty accurate order. sooooooooo........ ste whats goin on there?
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YEAH MAN... what is going on with you and ste, I'd fair like to know on't sly :P
Yeah...I'm like, a linguistic genius! =P Hahaha. Bollocks.

Your background looks good.
[Anonymous]
Sup wha niggah yo
No, you idiot...you left me a comment ages ago, I don't know what it said now, and I'm sure as hell not going back to check. What do you mean 'don't understand' your diary? Do you honestly think I'd have trouble understanding this drivel?
[Anonymous]
phat weekend fo shizzle ! o/