mmm screw around buddies??

dont know
sorry...

friends with benefits?
nookie pals?
hmmmmmmmmm i don't know.

That's gross, loser.

You have an itchy head? Could it be lice?

I had lice once.

If that's what it is, you may want to employ a worker monkey to eat the lice from your head, possibly while you sleep.

I think the correct answer is: loser friends who need lives.
Also, they need to update their journals