DANE COOK!!!
I LOVE DANE COOK!
I'VE SEEN HIM IN PERSON. I"VE TOUCHED HIM. I HAVE PICTURES. I HAVE HIS SIGNATURE! AHHHHH!
Last night was THE best night of my life. I have never laughed so hard and had all my dreams come true. Well one big dream of meeting the funniest man alive at least. OMG! He's soo funny and he's really nice. The other comedians that performed before him were AWESOME! Did anyone watch Last Comic Standing?? Gary Guleman(sp?) was there and WOW was he funny. He was drunk too haha! We(Heathyr, Aaron Sue, and I...Maggie punked out like the quitter she is and Brad had to leave early 'cause his ride was) waited for 2 hours after the show to buy a t-shirt(which also rocks my skull) meet all of the comics, shake their hands and get their autographs! Then we took pictures with Dane. I was shaking I was so excited. When he was signing my ticket I blurted out WE LOVE YOU. hahah oh man I could've kissed him... WOW seriously, this like makes my year. This is going to be the thing that I remember from college. ahhhhhhhhhhhh! OH! and we were in the SECOND ROW BABY! Aaron was like I LOVE YOU...my response---I'm definetly the favorite now! hahaha He stood on this guy in the front rows chair and made him sing this jingle he made up about grilled cheese. It was so funny and I was so close I could touch him (Dane not the kid he was touching)...he was pulling his hair and sticking his crotch his the guys face omg it was sooo funny. I almost reached out and touched him but held myself back. hehe I'm still way psyched. Anyone who didn't go or doesn't like Dane can kiss my shiney metal ass! (mini-=tribute to Bender) second row sucka!!!!
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Love,
Jejunem
(just call me June)
Your non-poop squirty roommate,
Robin