The Generic Teenager Stereotype Do you drink [alcohol]?: Only when it's mixed right. Do you party a lot? How often?: Um, classify party right. I think it's a party when brad ellie mike brandon kyle woody and I sit and play spin the bottle in my house. 'Lot then. Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: recreational purposes? Who the fuck says that? How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: Like, omg, like so never. Do you skip classes? How often?: School is annoying. I'd rather not be in it. (BUT I'M ALWAYS IN CLASS!) Do you have casual sex? Protected?: I attempt not to. Date rape drugs make that harder. Do you steal?: only when it's REALLY overpriced. Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: I'm not naked all the time. Do you drool over celebrities?: why? I won't ever meet them anyway. Do you watch a lot of TV?: enough to keep my brain fried and figure out if I want new cds or not. Do you ever watch the News?: constantly. I'm an addict to CNN. Do you even care about world issues?: Not if it's about american people torturing other people. The pigs are starting walk, man. ------I'll finish later Do you read books often?: way to much Are you failing a lot of your classes?: sorry, no. I got a C, that's failure in my parents eyes. Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: i try to Do you smoke cigarettes?: when I'm real stressed Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: who hangs out at seven eleven? Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: way to often Do you cuss a lot?: fuck no. What the fuck? Are you desperate to fit in?: standards to fit in just take way to much energy. Are you intelligent?: I suppose. What's your definition of intelligent. The Goth Stereotype Black lipstick?: no Black eyeliner?: everyday- but not in a gothic way, in a pretty way Black eyeshadow?: when I'm doing smokey eyes Black trenchcoat?: yea, um, no. Black boots?: big ones that clomp. Black fishnets?: just one pair Black nail polish?:occasionaly Cigarettes?: repeat question Heavy metal music?: ...sometimes.... Marilyn Manson?: He's got a great mind Kittie?: dunno who that is Cradle of Filth?: scary as fuck Constant frown and perpetual angst?: only if you want it Do you like to be seen as: that's not really a question. theres no question! Are you an intellectual?: I don't believe so. ------I'll finish later An atheist?: no fucking way, I fucking live at church Horrible home life?: depends on what you define as horrible. Hopelessly depressed?: probably Suffering with suicidal idealations?: constantly Self-mutilation?: more than I care to let on. The Punk Stereotype Plaid?: I used to have plaid pants Big black boots?: yes. BIG ONES Mohawk?: ever since brads...mine just don't feel cool enough. Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: ears? Loud, confident and opinionated?: way to much-some people are afraid to be seen in public with me. Wild hair colors?: it was henna purple once, and then it was jet black. NOFX?: heard better Rancid?: only heard em' once. Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: I know more than I should A: is that a question? The Jock Sterotype What's your IQ?: no clue Do you watch a lot of sports?: why? people kick each other and ultamitley just end up getting hurt. ( I always watch the Michigan Ohio State game though.) Play a lot of sports?: if painting my nails and wrestling bradley is a sport Talk a lot about sports?: no Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: way more stuff than I care to admit. Are you arrogant?: I'm sorry, did you ask me a question? I was too good to be listening. Are you a male or female whore?: check the cuts on my wrist- I keep a tally. Are you homophobic?: homophobic people piss me off. Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: just brad But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: yea. If it fucking makes my day when someone tells me I'm hot. That makes me REAL insecure (beacuse then I wonder if they're lying or not.) Boobs = girls? Parties = beer? Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: yea, ok. Sounds like a party The Girl Stereotype Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: yea. it's pretty pathetic Have you ever been on a diet?: tried- kept up on the only soup diet for like a month How much did you lose?:pretty much stayed the same. Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: no, my eating disorder was an eating disorder. Make yourself throw up?: used to Make-up?: way to much and again it's pathetic. Low-cut tops?: i've got great boobs, I should show them. How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: too big to wear low cut shirts. Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: sometimes Giggle a lot?: no What's the deal with boys?: ummm, what's the deal with this quiz? Thongs?: only when I wear a white skirt Pretty bras?: love them YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:all the same Who's the weaker sex?: what the fuck is with these horrible questions that make me want to kill you?? Are you a feminist?: do you mean "do i burn my bra and beat up boys?", then sure. hahah Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: only when I have EYES How often do you shave your legs?: why would you not shave your legs? How about your armpits?: 4 times a week? Are you emotional?: only when IM HUMAN Especially when on your period?: Who writes this crap? This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] Originality or Acceptance?: why's it matter? Independence or Companionship?: there are so many paralells of human emotion, you can't just pick something! Stability or Freedom?: STUPID FUCK Personal or Interpersonal?: it's all got to do with the ENTIRE SPECTRUM OF HUMAN EMOTION. Introvert or Extrovert?: AHHHHHHHHHH Popularity or Isolation?: again, i hate you. Unique or Loved?: fuck these stupid " i wanna be popular!!" questions Understood or Individual?: stupid question You or Them?: who are the people im choosing from?