Well I just walked home from the bus stop and this like 5 year old child with his mother was walking really fucking slow so i walked past him and he called me a nob! and his mother laughed so i stopped and poked him in the side with my umbrella and said 'pardon WHAT did you just call me?' and he was like 'i called you a nob HAHA!' so i just said 'RIGHT!' and hit him over the head with my umbrella. He cried. and his mother screamed at me. Whos laughing now hey? the sad thing is we all know where that kids learned that language. His fucking parents. People like that should be made infertile.