I was always afraid as a child, and to some extent still am now as an adult, that if my toes were allowed to stray too closely to the drain, they would be sucked in. Or pulled in by the merciless claws of the drain monster. So I developed a habit of showering in the furthest corner of the shower and just sticking whatever part of body needed cleansing under the stream of water, and nothing more .
Irrelevant, yes, but I just felt like sharing.
Boobies.
Keep the poetry up darl
:D