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Ha this is from like two years ago that my friend kept and just sent back to me...i got a big kick out of it...can't say the same for you all... ooh isn't great being easily amused??! oooo how things have changed... > >1. First Name: Chadwick (ok lets not repeat that one) > > >2. Middle Name: Matthew > >3. Last Name: ok fi i reveal this information to >you..i'm just warning you that you were right >about my lastname...barker > >4. Nick Names: chad (uh how about that be my real >name) chad-o, c.b., the welder (oh shit brady and pete >you know what that means), grinder > > >5. City: OAKLAND...oaktown baby! > > >6. Age: 16 > >8. Birthday: 03-16-85 > > >9. Astronomy Sign: pisces i think...does that mean >i'm gonna die soon? > > >10. Siblings: 2 > > >11. Pets: 1 dog and a cat that just chills outside... >sara calls her hooters > > >12. Hair Color: supposely brown uderneath all the >bleach...its time to change the color though...i hate >my hair > > >13. Hair Length: uh...short > >17. Do you find yourself attractive? not unless i >close my eyes and call myself brad pitt > >18. Do you find yourself ugly? well i usually find >myself opening my eyes and realizing i'm not brad > >19. Do others find you attractive? when i'm me or >when i'm brad? > >20. Do you have a g/f or a B/F? not really right >now.. but hopefully soon if things work out >right..yeah..darn > >21. If so.. What is -their- name? > >23. Did you send this to your crush? hell no > >24. Where do you shop the most? telegraph...no my mom >doesn't shop for me! i swear! > >25. Do you think your fashion is cool? sure do (the >powder blue pants pete...oh shit your train pants) > >26. Do you have any piercing(s)? it closed up and ran >away during soccer season > >27. Where do you want more? my penis..no just kidding > > >28. Do you have a tattoo? Nope > >29. Do you do drugs? a little mary jane here and >there > >31. Who is your best friend(s)? the crew > >32. Who is your best friend(s)-guys? isn't that a >repeat? > >33. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you >use..? what ever the hell is in the shower...who knows >if i'm really even using shampoo...i just pick up the >container and sqeeze whatever is in it. > >34. What sport do u do the most?lacrosse, soccer, >skate and snowboard > >35. What are you most scared of? richard simmons in a >thong > >36. How many phones are in your house? 8 >maybe...thats what it adds up to...but that sounds >like alot > >37. How many TV's do you have in your house? 4 > >38. What are you listening to right now:this fucking >awesome CD dan brockage made for me of all these tight >ass punk covers > >39. Who are you talking to right now? No one :( > >41. Do you have your own phone line?i got my own >cell... does that count? > >42. Do you shave? yes...planet of the apes scared me >into it > >43. What shoes do you wear? jesus didn't wear shoes > >44. What clothes do you sleep in? clothes? who sleeps >in clothes? i know i don't... > >45. What car do you have? black jeep > > >46. Who is the last person who called: lauren...oh >how am i so lucky > > >47. If you could change anything about yourself what >would it be? my hair...i was thinking of going bob >marley style dreds...i heard the girls dig 'em...or >not.. > > >51. Who do you really hate: can't hate, you mean >strongly dislike? oh yeah well how about one jerome >souza...that asshole > >FAVORITES: > >52. Color: dark blue i guess > >53. Number: 21 > >54. Band/group/singer(s): too many > >55. Movie(s): debbie does dallas...do porno flicks >count? ha j/k > >56. Candy: twix...you know when you eat the carmel >first and then the chocolate and then the cookie! but >i heard that causes cancer (laura) > >58. TV shows: jack ass > >59. Food: hmmmm...food...i love food > >60. Fast Food: taco bell and jack in the box > >61. Girl Names: uh..hmmm..if i have a girl than they >are gonna be in trouble b/c the only name coming to >mind right now is bob > >62. Boy Names: ben and his last name will be >dover..haha get it? > >63. Radio Station: live 105.3 and 104.9 > > >64. CD or Tape: why do they rock so hard? > >66. Store: k-mart...actually i don't believe i have >ever actually been in there...how sad...natalie >portman had a baby in walmart or kmart or one of those >in a movie... and she is hot > >67. Body Scent: sweaty hairy mad love making scent... >is that even one? > >68. Ice Cream Flavor:choco chip > >69. Teacher: fr.malo for christian sex... best class >too > >70. Game: twister..."oops i didn't mean to fall on >you and grab your..." > >71. Saying: "you can pick your friends and you can >pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends noses" > > >HAVE YOU EVER: > >72: Loved somebody so much it makes u cry? negative > >73. Smoked? yes > >75. Drank and got drunk? oh yeah thats a regular >weekend here > >76. Broke the law? well considering the questions i >answered above... > >77. Ran from the cops? a many of times..like once a >month at the jumps > >79. Stole something? in a canada i stole a beenie..i >felt bad about it though and i had the money too...its >still a touchy subject..not really though; its a tight >hat. > >80. Tried to kill yourself? no > >81. Made yourself throw up? No > >83. Been in love? not really sure > >84. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? all i >can say is i wish i was a girl so i could do that and >get out of a speeding ticket...damn you julie > >WHAT FIRST COMES TO MIND: > >85. Red: the color red > >86. Cow: a cow > >87. Pig: a pig...maybe even babe cause he is talking > >88. Rubber: well that one speaks for itself..some >kind of protection used in a certain devious act >maybe... > >89: Socks: top drawer on the right...or maybe left > >90. Mirror: that evil queen with the poison apple > >WHICH IS WORSE: > >91. Making out with Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie?oh >god they are both pretty bad in my opinion..not to >mention they are guys! > >92. Having your tonsils or Appendix removed? >appendix.. isn't that in the back of books yo? > >93. Who is your crush? that information is highly >classified > >94. Who is the person that sent this to you? >flora...or cindy..both i think > >95. What do you think of the person who sent this to >you? whoa they are like totally narly dude > >96. Do you like the person who sent this to you? >isn't that like the same question as above? well of >course i like them! > >97. Do you like filling these out? not really! but it >was either this or pick my nose and watch re-runs of >the happy days when the fonz was cool..
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haha...yeah jackass definately rulez...johnny knoxville and stevo...i love watching them play nutball (pretty obvious wat they do during nutball) haha..welll peace chad!
[Anonymous]
OMG lol this is FUNNY! i LOVE twix, and that's exactly how i eat them every time :-) lol latas sexy. -Lee
[Anonymous]
your missing some numbers there buddy.
[Anonymous]
CHAD! I remember gettin that email too lol some strange questions but ur answers lol whoa... interesting, u stole a beenie??? Oh boy lol ~EvE
[Anonymous]
i am delighted to hear that your name is chadwick! that's a kickass name! rock the f on, chadwick.

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[Anonymous]
Chadwick... do ya miss me? LoL I'm sittin in MY tree in case u wonderin... look out and wave any time, I'm usually home (there) and um... that lil dance u did in the pink thong the other night.... wow, those moves were so tight man, think you could show me some time? Love ya bunches Chadster! ~EvE
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