why cant you just be god? seriously. i would have no problems. trusting you, no problem, loving you, absolutely no problem, doing what you say, no problem, talking to you, happy to. but no. ur not. does that make it better or worse? i dnt no. i no i shud b greatful that god made u in t 1st place, and fucking hel i am, i dont know where i would be without you, but still, i wouldnt need god 2 have made u if u wer god. ooh, i c a flaw in my plan. i couldnt hug god. and god doesnt have a nice accent. ahah, sorted, these are the reasons for your physicla and worldly existence. oh and ur hair. and i would look like even more of a plonker if i was saying all this about someone it was impossible to scientifically prove the existence of. or maybe not. god knows haha im so funny. oh, urgent news! hitch hikers guide to the galaxy has officaly replaced finding nemo as the third greatest film in the world ever. 'ford i think im a sofa' 'i know how you feel' pure randomness!! appelas perfectly to my entirely limited & childish sense of humour! great! k im done xHUGx ~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~ 117 days, 1 hour, 29 minutes and 21 seconds 10,114,161 seconds 168,569 minutes 2,809 hours 16 weeks All through the storm you love is the anchor :)