I had this totally sexy dream last night! I was sitting on a porch and it started to bounce faggily. I didn't know what to do so I started fucking crazily. Then suddenly it ran and I turned into a dildo! I was so ugly that I shat my way to the kramers house down the street. When I got there, I found a shaft showering slowly which made me want to jump. Well, I must have been yawning for at least 12 minutes when you came up to me, looking rather gay, and said, 'Penis!' And then you started punching on my face! Just then I woke to find that it wasn't you doing it but my squirrel instead