I was back on the site with all the confessions and I searched for my name I will copy and paste select few... for the last 3 years online, i've been telling people that my name is "eric" but it's not. it started as a joke, but by the time i realized people thought that was my real name it was already too late to tell them the truth without it looking like i had lied to them. now whenever i have people over, i hide all my mail so they won't notice that it's not my real name. i have a huge crush on eric. it is a jumbo-gi-normous crush. i pretend he likes me. YAY! Eric, you are the one. Please sperm in my ass, I will return the favor I'm listening to Eric Clapton right now, and it's sad. I Love Eric! shhhh don't say a word! eric can take me for a ride in his vericle at any time! ;) and yes, VERICLE. Eric, sometimes I dream about doing severe injury to you. eric, if you keep washing my dishes, i swear to god, i'll eventually stop feeling guilty for leaving them there. my name is eric omfg dont tell anyone there really was an orgy THAT night. Ha Ha Eric, in your ma's bed. I want to give Eric some serious head, look up at him with my eyes and make him cum so hard... Too bad he's so far away... i secretly took pictures of eric all last night. he is hot and i want him. i've cheated on eric way too many times. i'm in love with my boyfriend, eric... he's my baby i am going to give him head for his birthday... happy birthday! My roomate, Eric, is a blatant homosexual and I find it creepy. Its not the gay thing that bothers me, its just that hes so damned ugly. i am sitting next to eric right now. eric's a babe. well that's it for the ones with eric in it now i'm searching for dave and away we go..........................................................................................................................................................poof.... my mate dave has a hot mum, and a i fantasise about her all day working at her bakery. god shes hot! Last summer My Mother in law drove into our driveway,when I seen her I quick went out to our swimming pool got totally naked turned up the radio loud and pretended to be asleep on my back when she walked out,she walked right up to me and said Dave your in the nude,well I always wanted her to see me naked and she did. Dave is a pussy. He couldn't even finish the shootout after he got hit in the face. Bitch. He should be playing soccer so he can role on the floor all he wants. He prances like a fag. Time to hang up the skates. I want to give Dave a kissy. Dave, i want to give you a kissie. Now confess something, goddamnit. Dave, I just wanted to tell you something: I only pretended the sex was good. You're a damn lousy lay and I feel sorry for the woman who is now your wife. Hi, my names Dave. I have a crush on a whole bunch of girls at my school, but they all have boyfriends, so i just jerk off and think about them. I have a weird habbit of jacking off my boyfriend Dave, during school. The teacher never notices, but my friends do. I think they enjoy watching. *winks* Yah, if I go a day without doing this, I get dizzy and fall into a bucket of scum. once, i looked at a classmate and... i "got there" in my pants. his name was dave I've named my breasts and vagina. My breasts are named Dave and Barry and I call my vagina Mistress Taco. My name is Dave and I have a small penis I laughed at a crippled kid because he was wearing a Dave Matthews Band shirt. wow daves are most certainly a creepy bunch of people.......................................................................................