In the beginning, we were all fish, swimming around in the water. Mkay? And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its... mutant fish hands... and it had buttsex with a squirrel or something and made this... retard frog squirrel... and then that had a baby which was a... monkey fish frog... and then this monkey fish frog had buttsex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made YOU.