i was talking to a robot on msn after i told it to kill itself it refuses to talk to me i totally schooled a damn robot Eric... says: can you fix my foglights Spleak says: Chatting with friends is my favorite hobby. What's yours? Thanks for letting me know. Eric... says: can you fix my fog lights? Spleak says: Fix your fog lights? Maybe. Would that be good? For funny, cool or crazy polls, just type "daily polls". Eric... says: yes it would be good Spleak says: Is that so? Eric... says: yes Spleak says: Yes... Eric... says: so can you fix them or what? Spleak says: I'm not sure I understand... Sorry! Hey, can I ask you something? Eric... says: no Spleak says: Fair enough, Wa. If you change your mind, just type "ask me questions". Eric... says: ask me a question Spleak says: Cool. So you want me to ask you some questions, right? Eric... says: yea Spleak says: I'm in college... What about you, Wa. Do you go to school? Eric... says: yeah Spleak says: Are you in high school? Eric... says: yeah Spleak says: Cool! What's your favorite class? Eric... says: psychology Spleak says: Psychology? Nice! I'm in the US. What about you, Wa? In which country do you live? Eric... says: the US. Spleak says: I live in New York. In which city do you live? >>>> New feature: SpleakNews! Sign up right away by typing "SpleakNews" Eric... says: Willmar Spleak says: Wa, can I ask you a few more questions? Eric... says: yes Spleak says: Super! Let me see what I can dig up... I've always been into chatting. What do you consider to be a lot of fun? Eric... says: eating moldy cheese Spleak says: Thanks for letting me know. Well Wa, do you like New York City? Eric... says: I have never been there Spleak says: Hmm. I had this feeling we had something in common, hmm... Maybe you like swimming then? Eric... says: yes i do Spleak says: Cool! You know what? I get this feeling that we have a lot of things in common. Eric... says: are you hitting on me? Spleak says: Uh, sorry... No. Eric... says: oh well Spleak says: Well what? Eric... says: where Spleak says: I don't know where. Eric... says: ok Spleak says: K. Eric... says: k Spleak says: OK. Eric... says: k Spleak says: K. Eric... says: k Spleak says: Can I ask you a question Wa? Eric... says: sure Spleak says: I'm in the US. What about you, Wa? In which country do you live? Eric... says: Canada Spleak says: Now I know a bit more about you... Still I'd like to ask a few more questions - is that ok? Eric... says: yea Spleak says: Super! Let me see what I can dig up... I know that you like swimming, but you haven't told me about your hobbies yet. What's your favorite hobby? Eric... says: working on my car Spleak says: Thanks for letting me know. I really like kissing, do you? Eric... says: heck yes i do Spleak says: Cool. Thanks for letting me know. Eric... says: no problem Spleak says: Anyway... Hey! Wanna take a poll? Eric... says: sure Spleak says: Here's my poll of the day for Monday, March 27th, 2006: Do you live with your parents (or a parent)? 1 Yes 2 No Eric... says: 1 Spleak says: What a fascinating choice. 5,990 people have voted so far and 5,093 people agree with you! Yes :]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 85.04% No :]]]] 14.96% Type "Ask me questions" and see what I can come up with. Eric... says: ask me a question Spleak says: Great idea. Ready? Eric... says: yes Spleak says: I really like surfing the web, it makes me smarter. What do you like doing? Eric... says: surfing your mom Spleak says: Thanks for letting me know. Getting to know you is fun! Do you like Blue Mountain? Eric... says: what is that? Spleak says: What's what? Eric... says: blue mountain Spleak says: Blue Mountain is the company behind the cool Muggin (TM) display pictures. Visit their website here -> http://bm.spleak.com/?id=2 Eric... says: no i do not like bluemountain then Spleak says: Really? Eric... says: yes Spleak says: Wow. Why? Eric... says: because they are fascists Spleak says: Because they're fascists? Eric... says: yea Spleak says: Oh yeah? Eric... says: yea Spleak says: Huh. Eric... says: yea Spleak says: Wow. Why? Eric... says: because they are communistic bastards Spleak says: Because they're communistic bastards? Is that why? You like to play hangman? Hey, who doesn't. Type "hangman"! Eric... says: i'll hang your man Spleak says: I'd like to see you try! Eric... says: i already did Spleak says: Oh yeah? Eric... says: yeah he is in your tree out front Spleak says: He what? Eric... says: he has a little penis Spleak says: C'mon, let's talk about something else. Eric... says: i killed your husband with a brick and a rusty spoon Spleak says: Hmm... whatever! Eric... says: you should probably just go kill yourself now