i dont even really know where to begin with all this chaos and madness that has ecthed itself into my mind permanently... ok here we go... st. patty's day was fun... had to leave the bar at ten though because of work the next day... but its ok because 151 makes things get blurry pretty damn fast comparred to my old friend jack... tony got drunk, really drunk... kenny tried to sober him up at a denny's later that night... tony wound up past out on the floor of the denny's bathroom clutching the toilet... that made me think about my drinking habits... maybe i dont even have one after hearing about that... i dont think i could get drunk enough to do that... o well... i will try even harder next time... o shit... this is some fucked up shit i have to add... but first, i will leave all names of parties out of this little story because i promised too... i was at 'some persons house' playing cards for the night... everything was going well... i may have been drunk and stoned... others may have been too... someone was way more drunk than anyone though... right in the middle of a fucking hand... omg...wtf... this person stands up while sleeping on the couch... pulls his dingy out... and proceed to PISS all over someone across the table from me... now... where does this leave us... with issues probably, but more so than that, it leaves us with a supreme feeling of joy and wonder... I have never seen that before... i have seen some very naughty things in my days, but never ever, have i seen someone get up out of a sleep and take a leak on someone else... don't you all envy me?