WHO HAS SEEN?

ANYONE EVER SEE SOMETHING THAT PRACTICALLY BURNED THEIR EYES? I DONT MEAN THE SUN BUT ANYTHING ELSE.? I SAW SOMETHING LIKE THAT ITS CALLED IRONY AND IRONY IS PRETTY FUNNY WHEN IT IS NOT HAPPENING TO YOU. LIKE SAY SOMEONE IS GOOD AT PIANO AND THEY HAVE A PIANO DROPPED ON THEM AND THEY ARE INSTANTLY KILED WHILE LISTENING TO CHOPPIN ON THEIR IPOD. SOUNDS FUNNY BUT WHAT COULD BE IRONIC ABOUT YER LIFE? DO YOU DO A CERTAIN THING THAT SEEMS IN NO WAY DANGEROUS? IT COULD END UP TO A REALLY COOL DEATH LIKE SAY YER A MASTURBATER AND YOU GET KILLED BY A JERGENS AND A TISSUE TRUCK. NOW THATS COMEDY. OR IF YOU SMOKE MARIJUANA AND YOU STAB YER SELF WHILE YER OUTSIDE TRIMMING THE WEEDS. THIS ENTRY HAS NO POINT BUT I WANT YOU IGNORANT SHITS TO ACTUALLY THINK FOR ONCE. WILL YOUR LIFE END IN A BANG OR WILL YOU BE A BORING PIECE OF MASS THAT DIES THE NATURAL WAY? I KNOW IM NOT. wHAT ABOUT YOU?
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ps---i could care less about my being short. know why? every day girls come up to me and say "AWWW, he's like a little kid i wanna hug 'em!!" too bad no one does that to you
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