Q: Who made you? A: God made me. Q: What else did God make? A: God made me and all things -- except Steve. Q: Why did God make all things except Steve? A: God made all things except Steve for His own glory. "Steve" has emerged as a central figure in American theology. He even played a significant role in the recent national elections. Yet despite his enormous influence, we know little about Steve aside from a single reference to him in our holy texts. This reference is, like the catechism, extra-canonical but considered authoritative: "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." This oft-quoted text presents a mystery. If God did not make Steve, then where did this uncreature come from? How did Steve come to be?..."