BOYFRIEND APPLICATION: Here are a few questions all men should be able to answer when asking out a girl. From now one when confronting your crush to ask her out you must have this application. I made the questions simple so the small male brain could understand. QUESTIONS: 1: What Is Your Name? 2: What Is Your Age? 3: Do You Have Any References? 4: Are You Currently In A Relationship? 5: If Yes, You ARE A Dog And Don't Bother Filling In The Rest. 6: What Qualities Do You Like In Me? 7: Do You Have A Past Of Being Called A Dog? 8: If Yes, Who Called You A Dog And Can This Person Back Up What They Say? 9: Are You Only Asking Me Out So You Can Get Laid? 10: If Yes, You ARE A Dog And Don't Bother Filling In The Rest. 11: Past Relationships, How Did They End, Who Ended It? 12: Are You Gay? 13: Are You Currently Employed? 14: Will You Hurt Me? 15: Situation: My Best Friend Confines In You And Says She's Always Liked You, What Do You Do? 16: Situation: One Fight We Both Say Things We Don't Mean, I Don't Call The Next Day, What Do You Do? 17: What Are Your Qualifications? 18: Did You Lie On Any Of This? 19: If Yes, You Are Again, A DOG! 20: Are You Trust Worthy? Their you have it, A 20 question application for guys to fill out. Remember references are key! And If you feel like after you submit this to your crush you feel like your are being watched, you are, But don't worry it's not a gang it's just the private investigator i hired to watch your ass.