stole this shit from felicia

this is a funny ass story.. A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?" He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!" At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?" :D anywhos..um I need to talk to Vang. But he isn't home..what a gayass fuckin liar..LOL he said he was gonna be home..I know I shouldn't want to talk to him..I know shouldn't talk to him anymore..but I need to set things straight between us..whatever is between us needs to b figured out dammit! LOL Oh and guess who's gayass called me after I told him like twenty,fifty, billion times not to call? KENNY. that gayass mutherfucker needs to leave me the fuck alone mannnn..LOL god he's so annoying. I answered the phone and was like "what do you want?" he was like "emily..?" and i said "yea I'm going out right now so yeah..bye" and hung up. LOL I knwo that's mean but I told him over and over and over and over never to call me. Stupid asss.. Okkkkkkk..I guess I better call jade about the movies. laters fuckers ;)
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Thank you Emily for just supporting me.. it's gonna take me a while to ever see what ppl see in me, but thank you so much, i wish i could see it, i envy you more than i let on believe me!! i love you very much and thank you!! i can't stress my grattitude enough!!
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Amanda
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u copy waaaaaay tooo much niqqa!!! ahahahahahaaha jk I LOVE YOU TO DEATH! :D
I like that my name is the title of one of your entries!!!!!!! LOVE YOU!!!
I guess....were u stil with matt at the time huh?.....peewee
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