Free things! Yay!

I have written in a while (haha, three days! That's a while!!) so I thought I'd grace you all with a nice insight to the goings on in Lucy's world. Polite applause is acceptable... *tumbleweed* Right, so, I've actually had quite an eventful few days that you've missed out on (que 'oh, woah is me!'s from my willing audiences... bastards) and I've spent most of them in a pub/bar/somewhere where consuming alcohol is not illegal. Or maybe it was... Lucy stop waffling. I went to an acoustic night last night at the place where I work, 'cause they were celebrating the last one (yes they hastened to tell me after I got the job that they were shutting down in a couple of months). It was good, good music, good free food and good cheap drinks. Exactly my kind of evening. On sunday afternoon I went to play rounders with practically the same group of people, but larger (they all had grown several feet taller overnight, you see) and incidentally there was free food and drink on offer there too. I'm doing quite well with my £5 so far... After the rounders and things I went to the pub to watch the footie final (Greece won!!! Yey!!!) which wasn't free, but it was just as good. I got a bikini!! It fits too!! :-D:-D:-D End of communication. Tadaaaaaaah! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Me and my brother have just been to get some ice cream. His contains 1.8g of fat per 100g, and mine contains 16.8g. But who's tastes better, do we think...?
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I like bikinis.

Maybe I'll fill the hole with them for a day or three or four adn mix them with beer to make a bikinibeer glue.
It is indeed a fantastic word. Nearly orgasmic, even.

Even better is a conglomeration of inebriation.

I.E., me.
I have Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia Pops. I steal them from the gift shop here at work. It's quite fun.

I'm like James Bond, only not in a suit or handsome.

Awww, I feel sorry for your li'l angel buddy there and his wings. He should take Rogaine for Wings.
Haha, nah I don't want you to hate me, dear. Actually, my handsome mug is up on [dirtyoldman] if you care to do some drooling.
Depends on the leg and if it looks dangerous, I suppose, but normally I let my cock-fro do as it pleases as it's smarter than me by a wide margin.
It is indeed a very safe place to keep it. Sometimes, though, the cock-fro likes to do a little too much thinking on his own, especially after drinking, and chases after legs he should not be chasing. It is at those times that the leash pulls tight and my pet cock-fro is supposed to learn his lesson. But he really isn't a very good student. Do you have a cock-fro, miss lucy, and if so, where do you keep him? If not, I highly recommend one.
Ahh yes, the petting of other cock-fro's is a very humanitarian act. However, I am a one cock-fro man and pet no other pet cock-fro's than my own, so I can't write it off as charity. Alas.

And yes, most cock-fro home holder's are much smarter than the cock-fro that would like to nestle there.
Well, there's always the possibility that you could snare a wild cock-fro and eat it for breakfast.
The fattiest foods taste better, as a general rule. Especially when it comes to unhealthy things like ice cream (I don't really believe that it's unhealthy, though, that's just what people tell me).

Mooses make Moosey noises. So yeah, you can moo if you want to. =P

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