The following is a conversation I had with Jonny on the night of my return from Venice. Be prepared for ultimate twatness. Moosey says: what you been up2 then? Moosey says: in RAINY england? Moosey says: :-p [joNNji] says: lol...however the weathers bin well nice, its oni jus started rainin! [joNNji] says: ha [joNNji] says: lol [joNNji] says: nowt much tho [joNNji] says: gym mainly Moosey says: *cough*loser*cough* Moosey says: are you trying to show off jonny? Moosey says: :-p [joNNji] says: dunt need 2 :-D [joNNji] says: B-) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [joNNji] says: al nev change [joNNji] says: lol Moosey says: unfortunately.... [joNNji] says: ^o) Moosey says: and I'm not going ta say what i was just about to say Moosey says: :-D [joNNji] says: go on... Moosey says: nope [joNNji] says: I DARE YA! [joNNji] says: lol [joNNji] says: seriosly jus say [joNNji] says: i can tek it...i go 2 the gym! lol Moosey says: lol, nah, you don't need your head to get any bigger Moosey says: :-D [joNNji] says: am not lol jus mess bout go on say Moosey says: why Moosey says: why are you so keen to hear it? Moosey says: eh? [joNNji] says: am not...i duno wot u were even guna say...bt if u dunt wona tell me...8-) [joNNji] says: fine then lol Moosey says: haha Moosey says: I've forgotten what it was you said now anyway Moosey says: so :-p Moosey says: crap i can just scroll up Moosey says: d'oh [joNNji] says: al nev change [joNNji] says: n u sed....unfortunatly Moosey says: haha, and I was aboutto contradict myself Moosey says: but i dont like doing that Moosey says: so I'm not going to [joNNji] says: ^o) k [joNNji] says: lol ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [joNNji] says: ..... Moosey says: what? [joNNji] says: dunt matter lol Moosey says: does Moosey says: tell me and I'll tell you Moosey says: ooh-er [joNNji] says: u 1st Moosey says: nope Moosey says: because you wont Moosey says: promise you will? [joNNji] says: promis Moosey says: I'll get shot down Moosey says: i know i will [joNNji] says: ^o) [joNNji] says: lol [joNNji] says: jus say Moosey says: :-S Moosey says: erm, i was going to say, there are some bits about you that I definately wouldnt change Moosey says: (and the head swells) [joNNji] says: no it dunt lol...theres sum bits o u i wunt change lol! [joNNji] says: b specif tho Moosey says: ahhhhhh Moosey says: why should i? Moosey says: because you want to hear how good you are? Moosey says: no Moosey says: You'll get that when you earn it [joNNji] says: how u mean? lol [joNNji] says: al tell ! [joNNji] says: u! Moosey says: what do you want? [joNNji] says: i mean if u tell me wot u wunt change bout me then i'll tell u wot i wunt chage bout u Moosey says: Nooooooooo What do you want? Moosey says: Jonnyyy.... [joNNji] says: hi lol [joNNji] says: sos i am tlkin 2 loads o ppl [joNNji] says: why wont u tell me? Moosey says: because either you only want me to tell you so you can hear goosd thing about yourself, i.e. feed your ego, or you're after something else Moosey says: and I think the former is the more likely of the two [joNNji] says: well wunt that wrk both ways if i told u?!? Moosey says: haha, no not really Moosey says: because I'm not interested in hearing some empty compliments about myself Moosey says: it'd mean fuck all to me [joNNji] says: kk c ur point Moosey says: obviously it means wquite a lot to you [joNNji] says: no not really jus wundered Moosey says: hmmmm Moosey says: i wish i knew what was going on inside your head though [joNNji] says: well its my head lol n i duno half the time so no 1 else as got a hope o understandin me...well except Bucky cos he nows me as well as me lol prob more Moosey says: that's just an excuse [joNNji] says: lol supose bt how am i suposed 2 explain summat i dunt even understand lol Moosey says: haha, so you dont understand what you were thinking when you said the stuff you said on friday? Moosey says: or was it thursday? [joNNji] says: wot did i say? Moosey says: lol never mind [joNNji] says: seriosy i cant memba! Moosey says: well it doesnt matter then Moosey says: why don't you just say what you'r thinking? Moosey says: it's no wonder I'm scared i'll e shot down [joNNji] says: :-S [joNNji] says: nev ind lol [joNNji] says: gtg NEway [joNNji] says: byes [joNNji] says: x Moosey says: eh Moosey says: not strong enought eh? [joNNji] says: wot? [joNNji] says: if u wont me 2 say that i lke u lke that agen then i cant cos i already really lke sum1 Moosey says: so it's just what i thought then Moosey says: you're just fucking about Moosey says: AGAIN [joNNji] says: wot? [joNNji] says: wot av i dun now? [joNNji] says: wots rong wi tlkin 2 u cos thats all i dun! Moosey says: i seem to remeber this being part of our last conversation Moosey says: i said: I know you too well Moosey says: you said: You know me all over, lterally Moosey says: now if THAT isnt implying something, then i dont know what is Moosey says: and I'm not the only person who agrees [joNNji] says: i sed u no me all ova cos we wo naked 2gether! thats all Moosey says: so why did you bring it up? Moosey says: because you wanted to talk about it? Moosey says: why? Moosey says: you just don't say that kind of thing unless you're, well, flirting Moosey says: and everyone else thought that too Moosey says: I don't know why I bother Moosey says: one day you'll regret it [joNNji] says: well thats jus how i tlk, sorry if u got the rong idear. [joNNji] says: i gtg [joNNji] says: x Moosey says: well, my advice is that you stop Moosey says: because you'll end up hurting someone [joNNji] says: well sorry [joNNji] says: tlk l8r Moosey says: you come off as a slag [joNNji] says: x Moosey says: and that's what everyone thinks [joNNji] says: o no! lke i care wot ur m8s think Moosey says: haha they're your mates [joNNji] says: hmmmm....*-) [joNNji] says: Jase [joNNji] says: lol [joNNji] says: i dunt care wot he thinks Moosey says: nope Moosey says: not just jas e at all [joNNji] says: he alwys cums out wi tuff lke that n it dunt bother Moosey says: jase is not EVERYONE [joNNji] says: who else then?!?! Moosey says: haha, WHAY THE FUCK SHOULD I TELL YOU?!?! Moosey says: you're not gonna change [joNNji] says: well dunt then Moosey says: you'll wish you had one day [joNNji] says: kk Moosey says: and you'll with you hadnt made one very important decision Moosey says: but you're not gonna listen [joNNji] says: :-S like wot? Moosey says: why should i tell you? Moosey says: you sadi you didnt care? [joNNji] says: well u obviosly wona say so jus say it! Moosey says: no, not really [joNNji] says: cos u keep goin on about it Moosey says: I've said all i want, pretty much Moosey says: I wih i could drill it into you Moosey says: but i've said it all beore Moosey says: and you're still the same Moosey says: i just proved it [joNNji] says: well thats who i am Moosey says: yeah, i know Moosey says: and you're not bothered [joNNji] says: like it or lump it! [joNNji] says: uve sed that Moosey says: so theres no need for me to say anything Moosey says: well, dont tell me to say it then! Moosey says: if you're so not bothered [joNNji] says: :-S [joNNji] says: woteva Moosey says: haha Moosey says: no comeback for that one!! [joNNji] says: there wo nowt 2 cum bak 2! Moosey says: exactly Moosey says: you're fucked Moosey says: 'like it, or lump it' Moosey says: i could spend hours telling you how stupid you are being, and beleive me i want to [joNNji] says: or fuk off then Moosey says: but i dont think i should [joNNji] says: i dunt really care Moosey says: well, no exactly Moosey says: so you keep saying Moosey says: if you don't care, why are you still here? (cue you sgning off) And he signed off. Arsehole.