Dah Dah Dah.

by buttertongue on July 29th 2004, 12:00AM

Fuckety doo-dah. This site is allways down so I can never post! So that's why I haven't posted. Not 'cause I can't be arsed... Right, so the summary of the past few days is as follows (some times are appproximate): Tuesday 27th July 1:33pm - Met Danny at the bus station, and he commented on the fact that I was 3 minutes late. 2:00pm - Went for a thickshake at August Day (yuuuuuum!). 2:15pm - Start to go for a walk to his house, where his parents weren't in. Eyey. 2:30pm - Gave up walking and decided to get a bus. 2:56pm - Actually got on the bus 'cause Arriva's 'one every ten minutes' bus service is shite. 3:30pm - Arrived at Danny's and attempted to watch Spider Man 2. 4:30pm - Got bored of Spider man, went upstairs, and argued over who got naked first. Errrpm - He got naked first. :-D Then we, erm, did naked stuff, went in the bath, did more naked stuff, and I probably had something to eat at some point... 10:13pm - Got home and got quizzed by my mum. latepm - Had a conversation on MSN with him about stuff that made me think that maybe this 'bit of fun' thing isn't such a good idea.* Wednesday 27th July 12:26pm - Woke up. 12:30pm - Recieved a text from Aimie that made me realise that I was supposed to be meeting her on her lunch break, like, now. Oops. :-D 12:47pm - Met Aimie and some fit blokes from her office. Niiiiice. 1:09pm - Got a text from Colin saying he was coming to pick me up at 7:30 for a Dj-ing lesson. Wooo! 1:30pm - Bid farewell to Aimie and went home 7:30pm - Colin was supposed to pick me up. 8:15pm - Colin picked me up. I went on a motorbike!!! :-D:-D:-D 8:25pm - Got to Colin's and did some Djing, he got mad at me for being better than him, chilled out on the sofa listening to soome choons and watched a lava lamp, made sausage sandwiches and looked at funny photos on the PC. 2:26am - Went on the motorbike again (:-D:-D:-D) and shit myself when I realised I'd forgotten my house key. 2:35am - Luckily Lizzie was walking on the landing when I got home and someone had left the key in the lock anyway. Grrr. *The conversation began to get weird when he asked, 'Do you want me to buy some condoms' and I said 'I don't know'. I'm such an ass. And he doesn't want anythng serious. Agh. Well, that's just about it, other than Neil thouroughly pissing me off this morning, but I'll put that in later. Too much to digest y'see. And don't ask how I feel about Danny, because the only answer you'll get is 'I don't know' unless you one of a select few people, and they know who they are. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ...jonnji... says: lol jus remembed that u thort it wo funny that i ad o control ova my dick :-$ ...jonnji... says: lol ...jonnji... says: NEway i gtg cos am knacked *yawn* bin workin all day ...jonnji... says: al tlk 2 u l8r ...jonnji... says: x You just cannot stop yourself, can you Jonny?

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Ye but you can just take lots of drugs, so it aint so bad any more, but I bet it sure as hell taught Eve a lesson at the time.

[twitchylady]

Wow, busy days.

is danny the girl/boy one?

i be great.
how you be?

so many boys! the name colin is just cute no matter what he looks like.
:-D

[spinthebottle]

Got bored.

I can't be arsed writing some wasted pointless entry.

Been to a half dozen or so parties, attempted to get back into uni, hung around town wasting money, sat in my house being bored. That about sums up the last two weeks.

I do believe it is, unless of course you have a particularly nice house, which was completely trashed in a prior party and you fear for your life in having another.

Why, pray tell, is the dude called tubby?

Oh well, that doesn't sound to bad a party, at least he wasn't actualy a whale.

Who can account for momentary taste?

You know, I was thinking earlier god should just give me the ability to reach out and slap people, the idea came to me while reading some of these diaries. If you know he's a bastard why continue with things? Stupid question really but best I can do.

Ye well, that's us dudes for you. Anyway, I always thought it was the chick that ate the apple.

She probably told him he was sleeping on the couch if he didn't eat the apple, and with no Xbox to distract him from lack of sex he would have been in deep shit, no wonder he ate it.

This way, I can have a strawberry-flavoured boy of my own and licks from yours. Oh what a greedy pig I am. And oh how lovely strawberries are.

Lucy x x x

[Anonymous]

Is the dragon wearing nail varnish?

bleh.

Heya Lucy :)

It's good to be back. Hope you're doing ok :). I see you're involved with Danny again, hope it goes ok!

I'm trying to start over in Cardiff this year. Should be interesting.

I'll update and comment more now :). Take care and good luck.

Richard

[cwolf]

i didnt read back in the danny days so i dont know that much about him and what a bastard he is :-/
and how could i forget toms name was tom!
and no one would be happy about you being with their ex-husband!!!
i dont want you dead or anything so cute name and all, i guess he's out of the question...
:-(
[dont go back to the bastard]

aww, colins such a cute name to waste on someone who isnt good-looking, but if hes nice i guess its okay :-p
as for this danny, it sounds like he did something really bad, what was it?

man that sucks, i mean its good to have someone that can make you that upset because you just feel charged around them and that can be exciting, but i would be mad if they blamed everything on me all the time!
that would suck.
what about tom?
:-/

really? oh my god, well you would think if you were so feminine looking you would have more compassion for girls!
what a bastard!
well, honey if we lived nearer, id set you up with someone.
or mabey you need to stay away from boys until the right one comes along.
:-/

ha ha, yeah i have the same handicap :-(
oh well, boys are fun anyway,no matter what.
:-p

moosey Lucy, I remember this danny boy from the land of colored birds. It's something about what we can't have and what is ultimately bad for us that we want the most. Why, I have no idea, I only know that we do. We're bioengineered to be stupid like that, I think.

I blame Eve for not letting Adam eat her apples instead.

I mean, that's the only reason he went to the tree in the first place.

That anti-sex bitch.

Eurgh, marmite and strawberry flavoured boys? Nicht gut. Nicht gut at all. Lucy is feeling sick just thinking about it :-(
I had Solero shots today. Yummy.

Lucy x x x

See, that works for you, because boys think your a girl. Whereas, if one of my mates saw me in a skirt they'd think it was as weird as a boy in a skirt (freaky). This isn't 'cause I'm one of those people who's allergic to skirts. In fact, I wear many skirts. They just don't seem to like it when I do :-D

Lucy x x x

Quit signing on two different names at once. You're making the rest of us look bad.

Creamy shower sex? Steamy.

[nick]

There are boys with tops off in Cambridge :-D my mates mainly, not really that fit. Oh well.
*munches* I like cheese and tomato sandwiches.

Lucy x x x

Awwww. I didn't know you liked my writing. I'm not leaving completely. Just [nick]. I can add you to my friends only ones if you like.

[nick]

Ahahaha. At one point I had ten journals up and running simultaneously. But the force has left me.

[nick]

This one.

Ok, I admit, some of them are fit. Forgive my shallowness but I only became friends with some of them because they are fit. No chnace there though. To them, I am a man. Nice.

Lucy x x x

Aaaaand this one.

You know what I think is dumb? When you write a private entry or an entry from a private diary, it still gets displayed on the main page so anyone there can read it.

[deletia]

They weren't. It's a new thing. I'm trying to take my words out of someone's life to make things better for them.

[nick]

And the fact that they think you're 'one of the lads' (e.g. growing a penis). Boys like me because I laugh at whores. That is it.

Lucy x x x

Well, actually, people who want to be whores but are too scared. Whores rock.

Lucy x x x

Oui, oui, those ones. The ones who wear a short skirt and try and flirt with your mates to make you jealous. Note: IT'S NOT WORKING. Sorry. Through you, I'm having a go at all the wannabe whores I know. Damn them, damn them all. They shouldn't make skirts that short.

Lucy x x x

The thing is, you can tell when a girl is wearing a short skirt to look nice, and when a girl is wearing a short skirt to look like a whore. You obviously, is the first one.

Lucy x x x
P.S. stop logging on as mossey! I'm not intelligent enough to work out not to keep looking at that.

*sniffs* I feel a tad left out over here. Ah well. This summer is good so far. Lots of boys with their tops off :-D me likey.

Lucy x x x

Hmm, maybe female, not sexy. Have you ever seen me? Wait a minute. No, you haven't. Good for you.
Anyway, I suppose anything is sexy in some of my friends' eyes. Hahaha. That's quite funny to think of. But also quite weird. I'm rambling now.

Lucy x x x

I is just reading [moosey] and 'tis making me sad. :-( I'm sorry. This Lucy is very soppy.

Lucy x x x
P.S. Where is you?

No, boys like that is not good. I get the feeling that this Tom isn't a good thing, non? You've mentioned him before, but in a good way. I think. That was your mate Tom. Could be a different person. By the way: Jonny was from long time ago, non? I is confused.

Lucy x x x

I meant you'd gone. For a while. But you're back, so no worries. Yes, yes, it would be better if all bastards were gay and then they could show all the other bastards how crap it is to be involved with a bastard. And it would be better if everyone chnaged their name to Lucy. But that is obvious :-D

Lucy x x x

There is some freaky double-commenting shit going on. I is v. v. confused. Anyway, 'tis nicht gut that Jonny is back? Do Jonny and Danny know about each other?

Lucy x x x

Hahaha, yes I forgot about that. Solero shots rule. Yes, yes they do. So you were justified in getting them. Otherwise I might have been angry at your neglectfulness. Good word.

Lucy x x x

Heh heh heh. At first I thought you were talking about Jonny and Danny ('all green and yellow and stuff')but then I realised you said they were cool so they had to be the shots. Silly Lucy. Anyway, I must get mum to buy more of them. While she's not off snogging her new boyfriend. Grossness.

Lucy x x x

When he is strawberryified, please can I have a taste? Yummy. Anyway, yes, digusting mummy's boyfriendness. Sorry for being away for a while, I was getting Red Bull. That too rocks.

Lucy x x x

Go here and add me.

Lucy x x x

*whines* But I want some. Meany.

Lucy x x x

Heh heh heh I shall make Pete live on strawberries for weeks. Yes, I shall. He wouldn't mind me licking him.
No, not like that you dirty girl. Although that's probably what he would think of.

Lucy x x x