AIM sucks bum cheeks. Because I have no friends. I'm friendless. I am the piggy-in-the-middle of AOL Instant Messenger. Pah. I have real friends. So :op. Alex is good and Alex is fiiine and I can't stop thinking about Aleeeexx... it's really really gay. And he acts really gay. I'm starting to notice the fact that I tend to fancy people who are really really camp. And I worry for my future. Heehee I'm so hyper. Last night I went to Sarah's with Vicky, Mary and Nic for films and Ben and Jerry's. It was good fun, and I rekon I put on about 2 stone in as many hours. Because of the ice cream. And I'd do it again. Right now. Today mum cooked the best roast pork ever with the best crackling ever, and the I got chocolate trifle all down my leg. Hehehe. Theeeeeeen I went to church and the service was gay, but then I went to the pub with Vicky and Mary and some other people. We were sitting on our hands to see if we could talk without using them. We couldn't. The conversation ran as dry as my bum. That's some pretty dry shit folks. Eurgh! :oD