He stood me up on Thursday because he was in Pontefract hospital with a broken finger from punching someone it the face because they pissed him off. He does that all the time. He's taken morphine whilst not beong under supervision of trained medical staff, he does weed, he's done acid, fuck knows what else he's done, and his mate's dad sells it all. He's just had a 69 with a girl across the road because "shes fit and wanted to y else wud u do it". He is in every way, a complete and utter fucked up, using, evil man-whore.
And yet I'm completely bowled over.
What the hell is wrong with me?
thats all.
Strip bowling.
Do you guys even have bowling over there?
Besides your aforementioned bowling over, I mean.