Dead fingers yah.

by buttertongue
I've just been practicing the violin for three hours. I'm playing a solo on tuesday. Argh. I will not stop 'till I can rock Johan Sebastien Bach's old and probably mouldy socks off. Out of his grave and into the air. Not even if my fingers and arms drop off, my brain leaks out of my ear and my head explodes. Well, maybe if my head explodes, but I think I could probably do without fingers and a brain. Yeeeeaaaahh, I'll manage. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! I just dilectisized my entry into cockney!! I've just been practicin' the spoons for free 'ours. I'm messing a solo on tuesday. Argh. I will not put the mockers on 'till I can rock Johan Sebastien Bach's ole and probably mouldy socks off. Out of 'is grave and into the bleedin' air. Not even if me fingers and arms drop off, my Michael Caine leaks out of me ear and me loaf of bread explodes. Well, maybe if me loaf of bread explodes, but I fink I could probably do wivout fingers and a Michael Caine. Yeeeeaaaahh, right, I'll manage. Hahahaha Jolt you fookin rule!! If you ever get bored, just go to someone's really depressing entry and copy and paste it in here. Heh heh...
How to make a buttertongue
Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
3 parts humour
5 parts beauty
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!
Read 27 comments
oh my god, that makes my mouth feel all ti ngly and special...
i dont know if this feeling should be had sitting alone in front of a computer screen...
i might have to excuse myself...
excuse me.
Wondeh obeh wondeh, 'n I real dought you wudd neid butteh t' make a buttehtongue.

That was funny, I think I´ll switch to dialectization of everything I write from now on.
[Anonymous]
oh my god, that will be funny, like tell your mom shes a cha cha but in a nice sou nding voice, she'll never know...
or like someone in authority, like oh hi cha cha...
like a cop...
if you get arrested, ill bail you out...
in my head.
:-/
yeah, cha cha is cute, you can use that one, pussy is just, its okay again in the right context, from the right person said the right way, when i was little, i wouldnt let anyone say it around me, even if they were just talking about a cat.
i grew out of it when i heard boys say it in a good way and not just calling each other weak or whatever.
Oh, well, yeah, of course you've gotta have your own you. But I've gotta have my own you, too. =D Hahaha.
That would be so cool.

[Anonymous]
ha ha, knob is funny...
girls dont have any good names, you should have a whole vagina section in your dictionary, i dont mind cha-cha, i actually dont mind a lot of them, but its the tone its said in too, boys are said really in fun but girls are said in mean ways like "you goddamn cunt", if it was said in a funny way it might not be bad, like "ha ha ha ha ha, you cunt you."
nah, still bad.
Holy crap, there is a link. It's not underlined though. Sorry I didn't see it. But I have no idea who to look for in there. I'm at astrojolt@hotmail.com, please don't abuse it and stalk me all the time. Actually, please do, that would be super duper.
Boobies.
Yeyyyy! My very own Moosey.

No, no, no no no, don't spread yourself across the world, I'm selfish, I want a Moosey just for me. =P

Hehehe.
[Anonymous]
Love whose hair? That hair style sounds like mine, more or less.
The link to the chatroom is under my a-bomb pic. If not AIM, there's always Yahoo or MSN. Those silly things are on my profile if you want to chat sometime.
Whose hair?
Boobies.
Don't be stupid! No one could ever make a butter tongue! There's only one of you and there always will be only one of you! (Shame, though.)



[Anonymous]
is that what bollocks are? how fascinating, i didnt know that, oh now im using it baby, im fucking using it with a smile on my face...
:-D
i know a boy named will and when i want to tease him i call him willy...
all names for the penis are okay, my personal favorite is tallywacker.
Yes ma'am, that is true.
Your gerbil has magic sneeze-making powers? That's even awesomer!
Time to jump into the SitD chatroom. We can hang out and discuss all matters of cheese. If not, we'll suffice it to this.
Random question, What's your favorite hair style?
Boobies.
when i live in england im going to say bollocks all the time, it doesnt sound the same with an american accent and when i move there, ill fake the brittish accent and say bollocks all the time, even out of context, like oh you stupid old bollocks.
just cause im gonna be cool.
dudette sounds scarey.
:-/
oh and i love the word dude, i like to call girls dude when im pissed at them, like "dude, shut the fuck up"
it just flows.
Good luck Im sure with such persistant practicing youll not only rock his moldy socks off but rock his decayed body right out of the grave til he does a jig.
[Anonymous]
Wow, that's...awesome! You're so cool. Tell me more, you've piqued my interest and I can't be sated by anything less than trying to find out everything piece by piece.
Did you know that they say if you sneeze 3 times, it's the equivalent of an orgasm? Sorry if that's a little crude, but I'm full of stupid knowledge like that.
Boobies.
you can add my word, it was disgustion...is that already a word?
what if i think im making up words but the already exist, oh my god, i would be unstoppable!
id be like, hey guys listen the fuck up, im a genius, i made up the coolest word...ready? the word is know, its like a shorter form of knowledge...god im smart...
that would be weird. but it could possibly happen.
ha ha, yeah ill be a fat washed up rock star at twenty two mabey and make my comeback at twenty four when the drugs wear off and the money is used up...
but i wont want to make a comeback, ill be a writer then, i just can make some money so i can write all day and not have to be bothered with work.
and ill never be worried about making a comeback with writing, after i write what i want im swimming to china.
its a plan.
i just started a diary for advice... so if u ever are need of advice feel free to comment on my diary muahh come check it out
[Anonymous]
You rock my socks now. I can actually have your ass? Shweet! I will keep it as sacred as my bottle of Jolt.
Petting and feeding is dedinately not gonna be a problem chickee. My pockets are big enough to fit you perfectly, seriously. :P
Now, tell me random things about yourself. Nothing typical please, that gets so boring, unless you want to I guess.
Boobies.
only for like six months, just long enough to make some money and for everyone to like me and then be like aww where did she go?
rubbishly is a good word, but just rubbish is new to me, i made up a word yesterday and now i forget it but just trust me, it was made up and good.
:-p
i cant play any instruments but i just havent tried, i want to learn to play every one and be like ohhh look at me, and then no one will care and ill be walking around with all this musical knowledge and no one to listen.
:-/
or mabey not, god im gonna be a rock star, ive decided on this, but
i dont usually make the first move when it comes to "adding" its so personal...
i might learn to play the violin just so people will recognize me for the genius i truly am...
in my head :-/
Dude, you're freakin' gorgeous. Can I put you in my pocket and keep you for ever and ever and treat you like a princess? And maybe the occasional grabbing of the ass I rawked off? Pleeeeeeease? I'll be your best friend. :D You should come visit.
Boobies.
i be okay, but im scared to say too much, you may copy and paste me and turn me into a parodie...
:-/
you play violin huh? smart people are only allowed to play violin, so thats cool of you to be smart and all...
i dont like the dumb folk...
im not on your list!
Three diaries in ...what? three weeks?
Are you no longer content with the title of Queen of Creators of New Words?
Now you´re also going for Queen of Quick Identity Changers?

Good the dragon has returned, I sort of missed that.
[Anonymous]
goodluck! haha im sure ull do goooood! laters...
[Anonymous]