Owner wanted.

by buttertongue
I'm lonely. She needs an adoptee. *points to self* It doesn't take much. She doesn't make a mess, or smell, as long as you put her in the bath. And if she's tired, you have to take of her clothes and kiss her to sleep. It isn't hard. It helps if you take yours of too, and hug her so she isnt cold. And if she cries, just stick your finger in her Solero Shots tub, to reach the last one.
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i love big dogs, the are so cute and they will tear anyoes head off if they fuck with you, dogs are loyal and i like that about them...
i'll adopt you and we can get naked, what the hell.
naked is only a state of mind,....wow, that could be true...interesting.
i like to own pets, you have to be loyal though.
okay, then you can get your dish and blankie and proceede to my house...
nakedness is freeing, and it does make you a little more vulernable with some people, and ever argued with someone while youre naked? first thing you do is grab your clothes, like if you have clothes on you'll have more power.
sure, my pocket is full of people that i like to keep there, youll be the second girl to ever be in my pocket though so you should feel very lucky and honered.
you should try naked arguing...hey, that could be a part of couples therapy...naked arguing!
bella, my best friend, i carry her around in my pocket and have to be careful not to smush her.
:-/
i wont smush you, i promise...okay and a few cushions but only a few... i dont want to look fat!!!
youre gonna be in my pocket so you just gotta roll with it, just trust in my non-smushing abilities and roll with it...
are you ready for this challenge oh wise one?
okay, you will be jumping in my pocket at precisley 6:07 p.m. my time... ill send my bird to pick you up...
bring candy.
yeah, sweets...what is a solero shot???
and where do i have to stick my finger???
:-/
You *points at you* are now adopted by me. Come along and we'll get you all tucked into bed. We'll deal with that Solero shot in just a second. ;)
Boobies.
Ewwwwwwwwww. Nasty doggie.

I'd own you but I've already promised to own your clone, and you said I can't have both so...=(
[Anonymous]
The dog does cheer you up, you're right.. only he doesn't take the damn bone!!
And i don't really like butter that much, sorry! I'm trying so hard to go vegan but its just not working.. :S
Amy xxx
[Anonymous]
solero shots, now thats just weird sounding! why dont they just call it ice cream?
the only kind of shots we have here are the kinds of shots you get at the doctor and alcohol kind.
is there alcohol in this ice cream?
if so, then we can talk.
:-p
Another one?
"ice lollys" thats so funny, we call them popcicles...
and yeah we can make our own and put vodka in them...
thats really a good idea lucy...im gonna try that for real.
can you imagine, you could get drunk anywhere and around anyone, and they would never know, because youd just be sitting there eating pop cicles!
im gonna start calling them ice lollys now!
thats funny...
okay, sex on the beach and pina colodas with extra rum...
im gonna send my bird to pick you up, have the machine ready!
ohh, i like sour things that make my face scrunch up and my mouth water...
yeah the bird is comeing for you, and he dont like to wait so be ready...