Wow, this diary needs a change of decoration... later. When I can be arsed.
Went over to Mary's last night, seeing as she now actually has a house!! Wheheeeeyyy!!... erm... anyway, yes, Mary's house, and I helped to paint Vicky's room. Hence me now being very tired and covered in emulsion. Even on my feet people, ON MY FEET!!
Yes, Lucy has sexy white feet. Feel the feet kids, feeeeeeel it...
Boyfriend, being moody, God knows why. Maybe I should throw some water over his head. Or throw me over his head. He'd like that. MY GOODNESS HE HAS A HUGE WILLY!!! I saw it the other day, well, no I didn't see his actual penis, because he had jeans on, but... yeah you probably don't want to know about my boyfriend's penis.
But it was impossibly huge.
Wheeeeee!!
I have small boobs that onlyfall out of tubetops because tubetops dont' stay up whenthere's nothing there. oh boo. Boobs suck anyway.
*strokes Lucy's feet*
That sounded like I'm stroking my own feet. How odd. But I did mean yours. Promise.
Hehe. I, too, have an immensely impressive tan line. I have quite a few, actually, from the various different tops I have worn in the pointless effort to try and get an even tan. We should all just wear nothing in summer.