But dude, you have such a fine ass...

Typing entries doesn't work when you're trying to drink hot chocolate before it goes cold. It's some damn good hot chocolate though, good old milky cadbury's stuff. None of this instant hot water Galaxy bollocks. Well, I'm okay. Had a small rant earlier on, but the I went and watched some random film with Arnold Schwartzenegger in (I know that's probably not how you spell it, and quite franky, idon'tgiveadamn) and that made me feel better. It never ceases to amaze and indeed amuse me that he still ends up being cast in films despite the fact that he quite blatently has the incapacity to display any emotion whatsoever. Hence him playing robots. Or inanimate russian police men, in this particular example. I should get an acting career, I rekon I'd make a rather sexy fembot. Mwahaha. I quite like this guy at college, but I've decided not to bother trying to go after him. He's really funny (like, really funny. He probably thinks I'm just some loser who's allways wetting myself whenever he sees me...), he plays the guitar, and has really hot, blonde messy-ish hair (not a hot air balloon though Juliette, damn my luck. :oD). What more could a girl want, eh? Well, for him not to be really trendy and liked by everyone would be a start... Why do I allways like the unnatainable ones, eh? Oh, he's called Mike. Haha why do I allways forget the name... But yeah theres also this really fine chick I talk to on MSN, she's hot. But she comes with a few drugs, family and money problems. But she's hot. And called Nic. And kind of funny. And hot. Aaaaaaand I'm seing Socks... errr, I mean Tommy! Yes, tommy... next weekend for his birthday. But it's at his parents, and my whole family and his whole family will be there, and we are, without doubt, the two most argumentative families in the entire world. And when we combine forces, it allways ends in tears. My mum's, my sister's, Tommy's sisters, Tommy's... Heh heh. It's gonna be fun. :oD
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meh. good point. but i do believe all aussies should be bedded. mmmmmm.
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*GASP* that's okay, actually. i love bach. but you're gonna have to learn some strauss and strauss jr.
i luuuuuurve strauss!!
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phwoar!! that's a sexy girl, extremely sexy girl, and a very sexy voilin! are you a HXC heavy metal violinist?
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well, show me pics of your lovely face that is not ogreish.
mwaha.
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well, i'd like a piece of that.
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is your header pic of you? it's pretty sexy.
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my name is lloyd. and i'm an underwear enthusiast.
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honey, we make an amazing team. the world will never know what hit it.
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all of them and then some. maybe we should hit new zealand afterwards. and then japan, i love orientals. and then we can hit china for geisha girls...
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I love kitties!
yay!
Yah, I'm sure you'll hardly pay the kitten any attention and you'll have loads of things to do with tommy. right.
natural australian instinct!? that could come in handy when trying to suss out the australian fried underwear market.
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reading is the biggest shittest chavhole. reading festival is overrated. i prefer the bulldog bash.
what part of aus are we going to? i hear the sunshine coast is wow.
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aussies are hot. people from reading should not be given the opportunity to use our underwear either.
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it's brilliant. or a restaurant chain that specialises in frying underwear? where do you live? we should be business partners.
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oh my god, i should just start my own business!! after saving up loads of underwear and frying pans, i could be really big in the fried underwear industry!!
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well, i mean, i might hae a girlfriend one day, so asda, hmm, 5.19 an hour is better than nothing, maybe. also, i desparately need a new frying pan. WHAT TO DO!?!?
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that makes a lot more sense. but i love mcdonald's. i've been obsessed with it since i was three. hmm, i might have to work at east. they pay well, and discounts on all merch. it's all woman's clothing, but i'm sure there's something i can do with it...
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aaah. that is true. but quite frankly, i don't give a shit if all falls down the shithole. i'll have my as levels anyhoo. and if all does fall down the shithole, i'll work a fryer at mcdonalds for the rest of my life.
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