I did my sexy theatre performance today. It was sexy because I am in it and I am sexy. Therefore it was sexy. End. No don't argue. It was fucking hot.
Hahah I ended up getting two solo's because Ian's solo was 'Oh Happy Day' and then he left, and then everyone cried, and then made me do it 'cause I'm in a gospel choir and therefore must know how to sing 'Oh Happy Day' perfectly like I'd practiced it. I hadn't, but it went well. And mine and Clara's Little Brittain impressions had my friends in tears. Whether it was because they were laughing at our funnyness or crying at our shitness, or indeed laughing at our shitness I don't know. But I heard people laughing anyway. And it wasn't just all in my head again. No it wasn't.
Well, Laurah said it was 'class!!!'. So it must have been awesome.
Alex has my P.U.S.H. and W.W.J.D. bracelets. We swopped. I got his pearls and they smell of his passion fruit body lotion.
Pearls?
Body lotion?
Passion fruit?!
Shut up he has hot hair.
Shut up.
:op
rawr
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:-p
and YOU shut up.
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and i do believe YOU are the one who should shut right up.
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I thought Alex's voice did your face in.
and i think you better shut your fucking pie-hole.
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but shut up china, or i'll smash your fucking face and ask questions later.
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I think you should give him back his capital. It's really not fair, y'know.
Sexy Bibleness *licks*
And I'm sure you were the sexiest person in Leeds/wherever the hell you live. So there.
I think you should give PUSH to me *steals*
Does he have reason to be self conscious?
fair enough, i guess. :P
(About Alex) Oh well, I suppose we all have our insecurities. =P