Male or Female?

by buttertongue
Moo! Ahem. I washed my hair today, and it's gone insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane. Like an afro, but without the pretty curlyness. I want curly folicles! I'm putting it on my christmas list. Moo. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I need your help fellow sitDiarians. Look at the following picture, and tell me if you think the person on the right (the one in the black) is male or female. Votes so far: Female Juliette Mr Jolt Man Oliver Normanherman Dean (who also rekons he's a female hobbit. Hahahaha!) Soulchicken My darling brother Neil Vampiretr Male Loucille (Damn you!) Sam Davey Naddy RV Matt Twitchylady Stella "It" (allthough I'm not entirely sure I agree with people making up their own catagories...) Onedeath xoxincubusxox Funniest answers so far... Number 1: Dean ..burn piano island, burn says: the one on the left is huge ..burn piano island, burn says: the one on the end is infact a hobit ..burn piano island, burn says: its boob is fallin out Moosey : Ahem... oh shit what's my line again? Oh... feeeeeeeeeed me, seymour! says: so it's female?! ..burn piano island, burn says: yeah a female hobbit ..burn piano island, burn says: didnt realised they existed ..burn piano island, burn says: lord of the rings must be true then Number 2: Juliette the person on the right is a girl...im judging from the boobs... its a girl right? if thats a boy, ill have sex with him... [shakes hands with uhhh imaginary you] deal! Number 3: My darling brother Him: Is it that poofter from QEGS? (local all boys private grammar school) Me: Haha! Yes. Him: In that case it's female, purely because he's a twat. Me: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!
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Bit short is he not?
Well done!!
That chocolate thing I was looking at was like 22g of fat per 100g and there was something like 500g in the tub.. eek! glad i put it back :)
Amy xxx
[Anonymous]
[Anonymous]
whoops sorry that was me!

I have such a craving for fattening chocolatey goodness now :s

*wails*
[Anonymous]
Wait a minute.

Now I think I've seen that picture before.

On some other diary.

It was a boy then, if my memory is not entirely as drunk as me.

I also give him props for the drink/smoke balancing act in the left hand.

Tell him to come back.
Ach, no!!!

Do not make me crave yummy things even more!!
[Anonymous]
Nope. Too late. I already know the answer.

I'm golden like that.

Woo.

And I have a bowl of ice cream.

I'm like God.

Only without the robe.

And halo.

And white beard.

And sexy angels fluttering about feeding me grapes.
Does the dude in the green shirt have one small arm and one giant one?
Oh, and it's a dude, because I don't fancy them in the slightest.
Male.
A little on the cross-dresser side, but still male.
Definitely.
[Anonymous]
I'll put the ice cream on my chicken, then, and we can have a party. angels and grapes or no, we'll party like it's 1979.
I'd say girl. If not girl, than he's gay.

and i'd sleep with him/her/it anyway.
[Anonymous]
It's the year I was born and my mom had to be partying hard to have slept with my dad.

Thus, I figure that year had to be a good year to party-like.

Or we can just party like every year and get that much more partying done.

Grapes and angel outfits are fun.
Oh well, each to their own, think I'd prefer him if he had bigger breasts, looks a bit flat chested.
Grapes should always come in fermented form.

And after that, who knows how long the angel outfit will be around for.
I think I'll hold off my offer for a little while, I'm not that desperate just yet, but I'll keep the option open.
And rightly so.
ill say male
[Anonymous]
Is everything a good thing? I forgot what the originally question was so I'm making up new ones YAAAAHAHAHAH

Your little moving heads are still making me sad *burp*
And one of the most disturbing things about this 'Extreme Dodgeball', they dress these people in ridiculous costumes.
There's even a team of mimes.
MIMES. You heard me, yes.
My hair is naturally wavy curly and ugly, all at the same time.
Darn.
[Anonymous]
so, whats the final tally?
boy or girl?
actually my hairs not poofy at all, its completly straight...
but just cause your hairs all poofy and therefore more of it to fight with dont mean anything...
my hair can kick serious ass!
dont challenge it, it knows a little tai qwon do!
I used to have curly folicles. I think they moved out though. =(

[Anonymous]
Yep.
I would very much like to see a picture of your hair, afro-style.

Personally, I´m the owner of poker-straight hair, and I always found that very boring.

I guess it´s a classic case of wanting what you can´t have.
[Anonymous]
Hahahah!! Oh, that's some funny shite. I'm glad I don't look feminine. Usually. Except when I put on makeup and dresses. But that's for special occasions. :P Oh yeah.
Boobies.
hi my sweet little butter tongued lucy...i be sweet as a peach this mornin'
the person on the right is a girl...im judging from the boobs...
its a girl right? if thats a boy, ill have sex with him...
[shakes hands with uhhh imaginary you]
deal!
wait wait wait...
that is not a boy!!!
no way, have you seen his penis?
why does he have a girl hairdo and breasts?
oh my god!
look, im not one to put down anyones love interest...everyone has their own thing, dig?
but my god, that cannot be a boy...
just cannot!
okay, if you say so but baby just listen up okay?
you should just be a little careful, i mean he could cut his hair and it wouldnt be so girly looking and that shirt is cut like a girls shirt...im just saying if you like him then so do i [in a standard, hes cool way], but just watch out.
ive seen transvestites look less like a girl...hes a transvestites dream!
yeah, i was thinking mabey you should put up another pic, mabey this one is just not doing him justice...put up another and let me compare...
but no matter what i think, all that matters is that he is yummy...really, now what more in life matters but a yummy boy?
okay good idea, i hope they dont read my comments first, then they will see that he is in fact a boy and start the ass-kissing like oh he is definitly a boy, yes yes we see, he is all boy girl!
lets just see...
:-P
we're both whores standing on the corner with a cardboard sign, will have sex for comments.
:-/
uh huh...yeah surrrrrrrrre you meant comments...
i can poof my hair up too girly!
i know how you get down.
you should put a picture up of that!
your hair is attacking you???
man, you got a real freaky head of hair there...
you better watch your back, you got my hair and your hair after you!
male. I think I can recall who it is too...

Yes you may see my photos as soon as they are up on ze net.

Is pus a good thing?
my hair is loyal, it will only hurt others heads, not mine...
yours sounds out of control and needs a stern talking too!
ugh, everyones gonna say male now!
im gonna sick my hair on them!!!
ohh im on the list!
yay, i like being on lists!
loucilles such a kiss ass!
yeah loucille, i said it...kiss ass!
yeah, uhhh next time it will be for something better than trying to prove the boy you like looks like a girl
:-/
its a guy right?..no wait..its a girl...ahh idk its an "it":P
[Anonymous]
mmmm Marks and Spencers goodness!!!
You just can't get away from that.. well, goodness. Let your hand go! You know you want it, go get some :D
Amy xxx
[Anonymous]
Boobs and a beer-belly? Now that's fucking sexy!
hmm, i'll say both and play it safe.

i'd do "it" either outcome.

rockonandover.