Faceparty faceshmarty.

by buttertongue
Ugh, I'm bored. I've run out of Solero Shots, I'm too hot, and I'm out of messages on faceparty. Do you know what faceparty is like? No? It goes something like this... "Hello and welcome to faceparty. Please sign up..... ok. Now you've signed up, we just thought we'd let you know that you can't actually do anything without paying us, but now we've got your e-mail so we can send you lots of useless crap about our rubbish site regardless!!! Mwahahahahaaaaaa!!! You're all fooooooooools!! All of you!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!!!!!" Fucktards. (don't listen to her, this is just God punishing her for not doing violin practice.) And you. (sorry!)
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Aha. I like those answers. The ones you know are right but you don't like to hear, I mean. I like those ones. I dunno why, just satisfying to receive. =)
[Anonymous]
The comments dragon really is a bit of a give away.
lemon and kiwi multiple orgasams...
that sounds like a grand way to spend time as king!
i love the whole look right now, i like the blueness of it.
:-D
ohh, blue trees...is that gonna be our backyard?
ice lollys for everyone!
that can be everyones treat when they are good...
and they can all get drunk.
an ice lolly empire with us on the throne...
ill be lolly king...
you can be my queen.
:-p
Hi Lucy,

How are you doing? :) Hope you're good. I'm back around so I'll be checking up on you heh :)

Take care!
Richard
Oh he does take the bone!!!

Lol, maybe we have a little bit of excess time on our hands :D

Amy xxx
[Anonymous]
Yeah, I love being right, I've gotta admit. I'm not ashamed of admitting it either, or ashamed of admitting that I won't give up on an argument even when I should, especially if I think that I can win it and win it well.
[Anonymous]
Foooools is right. Maybe I'll make one of those sites that when you sign up thinking that you'll meet the man/woman of your dreams and see lots of sexy beautiful people it'll blow up your computer. Or maybe it'll send you a virus that'll make you computer laugh at you until it farts orange grandfather clocks. Or maybe something else that I can't think of.
Boobies.
yeah, im so right, its a little draining... so together we will be unstopable!!!!
man, i like power a little too much...
the whole world, we could own the whole world!!!!!
now THAT'S a marketing scheme...muwaah

yes I have sugar. and some rice. Joo. Nice doggeh! (i mean your virtual pet bwhehe)
ughhhhh, okay okay, yeah he can have like twenty percent...
i mean, we just need him as backup anyway right?
i mean, hes not gonna be really contributing or anything... okay, here we go, he can have twenty percent plus a free monthly supply of ice lollys!
we can present him with that idea, take it or leave it!
hey, who needs pattens in the world when you can just say, "go ask scott!" [sticks tongue out snotty like]
:-p
i should not have to be punished for you not practicing!!!
anyhoo, i like the idea of opening up a shop, man im gonna be in a lot of businesses from this site, i might be rich...
okay, buisness partners we are... if no one steals our idea...
hey, we can have a drive through shop!
Mmmm, Fairy Liquid. He sounds clean and shiny.

And slippery. Obviously.
[Anonymous]
AND FROM THE VOID CAME...rice! with your soy sauce! Nyummy!
You're writing to yourself, Moosey. You know that, don't you? It's the first step onto a very slippery slide (it keeps your hands soft and the rest of you goes flying - that's why they call it Fairy Liquid).
[Anonymous]
I wasn't lying about the rice though! Bweheh
to be honest...I never had any to begin with. *sobs*