I've forgotten when my results day is. You know what that is? That's my brain protecting itsself, that's what. From the inevitable. I'm not going out tonight, instead, I'm seeing Danny tomorrow. I told you I would. He's got a bath too, and strawberries, God help me for where those are going to end up... He's got cream too. Did I say he had cream? He's got cream. And I drink cream. Neat. I drank it at work once and felt sick for the rest of the evening. But for the short-lived 30 seconds that I was demolishing it, it was cold creamy heaven. I probably shouldn't tell Danny that. Jonny's talking to me again, we were talking about Norton Antivirus. He was being civil. One question remains, not why was he being civil, or why he's talking to me, but why the hell was I talking to him? Lucy needs to get some willpower.