y%20are%20you%3F/\"> which happy bunny are you?
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Andre was whisked away at the tender age of 4 after he was traded into slavery for a roll of toilet paper and some string. He worked for a six-armed midget millionaire for six years for 10 cents per year. That's 60 cents for you math whizzes.

Andre ran far, far away from the beverly hills mansion where the midget resided. Eventually, he ended up on the East side of Chicago. Then he swam to shore and was taken to shelter at the Second City comedy troupe. This is where Andre got his start in stand-up, at age 11. While being a comic, his income just wasn't cutting the mustard. So he took up a part-time job as a pocket pool hustler. He then made trillions of dollars each month.

After becoming a chess grandmaster, Andre went on a worldwide search to find his brothers and sisters. After swimming across lake Michigan, Andre crawled for fifty nine days on his hands and knees and reached the small town of Ann Arbor, Michigan. It was there he was able to reach his two brothers, Liam and Kevin, as they were urinating in a public bathroom. His sister, Roxie, is still missing.

Andre still resides in Ann Arbor today, with his "sister", "mom", and "dad". He is still a stand-up comic, but he turned amateur somewhere in the middle of the knee-crawling thing. He now re

I'd eat em all