FUNNEH TYM

by korex
Upcoming holidays: March: National Noodle Month 11th: Restoration of Lithuania's Statehood 12th: Moshoeshoe's Day 14th: Pi Day 17th: St Patrick's Day 14th-21st, National Aardvark Week 25th: Waffle Day 28th: National Something on a Stick Day April 1st: April Fools Day April 4th: This day is being skipped this year. There is absolutely nothing of interest on this day. April 4th-11th: Andre's birthday WEEK 7th: Birthdays of Andre AND Astroboy I will be celebrating my birthday for ONE WHOLE WEEK. Yes, last year, I got shorted an hour due to daylight savings time. So, this year, I get an extra 6 days. Sounds fair to me. So, you all best be remembering it. And do something cool for me. Joke time joke time! What has two legs and bleeds profusely? (highlight below for the answer) half of a cat.
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awe poor little kitten...orrr let it bleed...someone has to?
[Anonymous]
so that picture that i said i'd make and post has been made and posted. does that count as a present or must i do more? i bought some cheesecake, too.
***don't forget***
March is also Maple Syrup month!!!
I celebrate in various ways...
*eating pankakes/frenchtoast/waffles every day
*maple syrup shot contests
*finding new uses for maple syrup (hair gel...and so on...)
Yepp!
kimble
Ooooh, I wanna meet him. ^_~;
good luck with your gigantically huge penis there, Andre.


I wonder if there actually ever has been an inhumanly big penis... so big that he couldn't have sex. poor guy.

My penis is six feet long. It used to be 9, but I had to get some of it amputated because a car ran over it. Which wasnt painful, becuase I don't really have one. :-D
::hearts teh Andre::
[Anonymous]
If by "GIGANTIC" and "penis" you mean "female" and "vagina", then I most certainly feel your pain.
KORN RULES
hmm... isnt Kyras bday on April 4. Are they seriously skipping April 4.

..so lost.
--steph
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You cut me deep, man. :-(
lol i kno
[Anonymous]
omg *cries and runs and hides*..

i scared myself! those are creeeeeepy!!
[Anonymous]
well one of them worked..it was freaky lookin! lol...the art one didn't work..but its okay:) you're the awesomeness!!:):)
[Anonymous]
The best way to hate toxic is remember that the person who's singing it is a huge fake poser bitch who can't write her own music, and whose brain is in her boobs (which are fake, by the way).
...Oh yeah. And she lipsyncs. badly.

GC's ok. I don't hate them. But I don't really like them. I figure that all of the good bands now-a-days (sum41, GC, linken park etc) are all sort of poser-ish because thats whats cool right now.
take the kissing one in my entry..and i like purple!!! lol...
[Anonymous]
i peed on the hydrant! i peed on the hydrant!! make me a cool picture like yours!!!! im jealous!!:):)
[Anonymous]
Oh yeah?! WELL YOU'RE A POOPIE HEAD! so there! *stomps foot* MLEH!

And if April 4th is being skipped, then you only get a six-day birthday week. so there. HUMPH.
we're not aloud to throw snowballs either, but we still do. We throw them at buses and stuff. :-D
and happy early birthday week in case i forget. you should just start celebrating now dude. party it up, yo.

aww...andre's going to be 14...so young...
pfff
pfff. whatev. i'd like to see you try to be cuter than i was. you can't. it just doesn't work out that way, biznatch.
Party on Andre!
Thanks and it is really scary...scary as hell and trust me i'm trying.

Josh
[Anonymous]
Thanks for the schedule. And that joke made me rather sad actually, lol.
toodles
[Anonymous]
Haha you're a funny one.....
[Anonymous]
that is an excellent joke.

green is my favourite colour.

I will celebrate my birthday for two weeks this year.
You neglected to mention MY bithday, which is April 4th, you dirty bum. I'm gunna be a big kid soon! :-D