Until Troy comes out on the 14th, there will be two movies dominating the box office. Those films are Van Helsing and Mean Girls. As of now, those movies are splitting the profits of all moviegoers. During math class, I had a stunning realization. Combining the two movies would make a box office juggernaught. Think about it: two hours of Hugh Jackman shooting Lindsay Lohan with a shotgun. You can't say that isn't worth $9.25/$5.50 for a matinee. ($467.50 Canadian). This wouldn't be too hard: just remove the wolfman from all scenes, and digitally replace him with various clips of Lindsay Lohan in "Mean Girls". Nothing says kick ass movie like a menstruating lycanthrope. Van Helsing, in all of his badass being, will beat up, blow up, and shoot up Frankenstein, Dracula, and Lindsay Lohan. It's like the trio of terror. I would pay money to see this. Mostly because it's a movie, and that's what you do to watch a movie. I'm looking to combine Fight Club and New York Minute later on, just so I can see the Olson twins beat the crap out of eachother. That would be a fun time.