The Eskimo kid got 1321

by korex
I took the SAT about a month back and got my results today. 1320. That's a 740 in math, 580 in verbal. And I fucked up the verbal beyond belief. And I'm still smarter than you. in 8th grade. Oh, and they said that for this year, the SAT was "less biased towards caucasians and more fair to ethnicities." What's that supposed to mean? I mean, how are they going to have fairer questions? "Tooktook went whale hunting yesterday. If he brings back 115 pounds of blubber, and trades 10 pounds for 7 walrus tusks, how many walrus tusks can he get if he sells all of his blubber?" Damn those Eskimos. What'd you get on your SAT, if you've taken it?
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C-SAT is California SAT, smarts. Kind of dull knowledge for someone who claims to have gotten an average score on a highschool SAT as an eighth grader.
yeah, you're smart. and it sounds more like sixshooter's talking about SATIIs. the regular SAT is comprised of verbal and math sections, as you may know. basically, i just read the comments and got upset that sixshooter was being mean. way to be smart, eskimo kid!
hey. you have a screenname?
lovely diary!
O_o maddie
[Anonymous]
i received a 1480 SAT. 760 math and 720 english. woo woo

1320 is wicked good for an 8th grader, though. i took it in 6th grade and got 12-something. mostly by filling out random circles in the last 15 minutes because i realized i really didn't care.

hmm...[sixshooter]'s kind of an ass...

take care genius kid

~katie

(woo)
Once I had a dream that I was in the middle of class with no pants on. Ms Young made me pay five *stamps if I wanted to run around pantsless all day.

*("stamps" is a system we use for classroom priviledges. New age teaching methods=Pretty freakin lame)
did u know... SAT stands for Suck Ass Test.. mainly in my head.. dont know about you.

I didnt take n e kind of SAT and it actually stands for this whole sameness shit which is total crap! in closing... I love the blue.
lol- that's great- tooktook for life man!
I haven't taken SATs- i have too much better to do (IE SLEEP, eat, and rock out)
Nuff said.
Eskimos can die...-_-
lex
[Anonymous]
In agreement with kate, sixy.
wow, I didn't think people cared so fucking much about what you did or didn't do. I believe you, Andre. Who the hell cares, Sixshooter.
in closing, americans are too confusing for my simple Foreign mind. Off to save the world from destruction and Barney.
maybe neither of you are "mistaken".
The Eskimo kid got 1321

..And then you said you got 1320.

Whoa..was that s'posed to be a trick?

DU BIST BEDIEND!!
-you got served-
[Anonymous]
If you're going to lie at least give it some level of believeability.
C-SAT's:
Maths - Trig or Calc
Sciences - Bio, chem

Verbal SAT? What the hell is that? If you want to see wether or not your idiotic Frenchman knows how to talk you give him a literacy test, not an SAT. Jesus.
What type of America would this be if highschoolers were only tested on Geometry? What the fuck is wrong with you, Andre? Are you some kind of compulsive liar?
Ladies! Honestly! The laws are different on mars and on earth. The laws are different In Canada and USA. The laws are different in whatever state Andre lives in, and whatever state sixshooter lives in. Those laws could, and quite possibly DO, apply to the education curriculum in each state. As in, you all learn different stuff at different speeds in different ways. Infact, SATs could mean completely different things in different states.
Hey, Terrance.

..Hey, Andre!
[Anonymous]
Ok Andre. If you're going to sit there and ask me that question you obviously know nothing about the SAT's. Thanks for proving my point.
I got a 1250.

And I am not only an eskimo, but also completely insulted by that last paragraph. No eskimo I know would ever trade 10 lbs of blubber for 7 walrus tusks. Walrus tusks are as common as hookers in Amsterdam.
So wait wait wait, let me get this straight. You claim to have gotten a 1320 on the SAT's, and you're in eighth grade? Since when are chemistry, trig, and calculus part of 8th grade curriculum?
Sorry, kid. You're not fooling anyone but yourself.
Manitoba? A province? HAHAHA! yeah right! You are so American!

In closing: Andre bombed? Andre, who is so awesomeish, bombed??
ouuuch.
My band teacher made me solo across 4 chorus's today. FOUR CHORUS'S. I ran out of ideas after the first two bars, AND my sax kept squacking. He pisses me off. Grargh. Luckily, as with your little situation ma bobber, it was only a rehearsal. Phew.
I got the highest score in the entire state of Manitoba! YAY!